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 Flying VW
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| posted on January 21st, 2004 at 07:36 PM |
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Are you having a bad day
Have things gotcha Down?
Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well, then, consider this...............................
1.
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths
occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what
the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use
the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
2.
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
3.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
4.
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
5.
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better????
BAJA NOW FITTED WITH A FULL FLYING REBUILD
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Starbug
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| posted on January 21st, 2004 at 07:39 PM |
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thats all just nuts!
(and im still having a bad day) |
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lardo
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| posted on January 21st, 2004 at 07:40 PM |
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Good to see the sence of humor is back & alive.:thumb
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Herbie Down Under
A.k.a.: Richard Graham
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| posted on January 21st, 2004 at 08:19 PM |
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Whats the situation with Pookie Johnston? Does he still have a job or is up for 10 counts of murder hahaha!
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Craig Torrens
A.k.a.: Craig Torrens
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6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion
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| posted on January 21st, 2004 at 09:38 PM |
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love your work:thumb.............................maybe not Pookie's though
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robnjo
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| posted on January 22nd, 2004 at 07:43 AM |
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A few years back I was dressed up as "Kenny Koala" at "dreamworld",had my arm around two ladies in bikinis(the ones with thoughs
clear plastic clips at the back to hold them in to place) to get a photo with them.there was a few people around as these chicks looked great,got the
photo and when I went to walk away the fur on my arms got hook on one of the clips,it stuck in my fur and all I herd was people cheering and
goin' on.
...shit....crap,I bloody missed everything cause of the BLOODY STUPID HEAD that I had to wear......I was have a bloody bad day!
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Boozer
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| posted on January 22nd, 2004 at 09:26 AM |
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These people did!
Car:
2001 Dodge Ram
Description:
Drunk driver missed an S-turn at 7:00 in the morning, veered off the road and slammed through the front door of this house.
Witnesses rushed into the house to see if everyone was okay only to discover the driver smoking a cigarrette in the kitchen. The drunk driver said:
"Watch out now, I'm gunna try to back this sucka out"! Police arrived shortly and hauled the man away.
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Kokomo, Indiana |
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Boozer
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| posted on January 22nd, 2004 at 09:27 AM |
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Car:
1992 Toyota Sera (Gull Wing)
Description:
15 seconds after stepping out of his car, the owner was shocked to see another car back up right over his car. The idiot left his car in neutral and
it rolled down an embankment.
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Boozer
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| posted on January 22nd, 2004 at 09:28 AM |
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Car:
1995 Pontiac Firebird
Description:
Truck overturned and poured over 50,000 pounds of soybeans onto this car.
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Clarksville, TN |
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Boozer
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| posted on January 22nd, 2004 at 09:42 AM |
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this could've gotten worse! |
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Flying VW
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| posted on January 22nd, 2004 at 04:58 PM |
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I seen a Simular thing happen at Ringwood Mazda about 13 years ago.
When I was a Machanic there.
A customer started her car in gear, and it dropped from the top of the carpark and landed 6 feet down on the footpath.
Melbourne people will know what I mean if there seen the drop. |
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The_Bronze.
A.k.a.: Bronze
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| posted on January 22nd, 2004 at 10:50 PM |
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I this supposed to make me feel better?
All this does is shon me what I haven't stuffed up at yet? 
Bronze.
[size=4]Bronze.[/size]
Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.
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