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posted on February 21st, 2004 at 01:14 AM
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A WOMAN asks her husband: "Would you like bacon and eggs for your breakfast?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "How about a bowl of homemade soup or a cheese sandwich perhaps?" she inquires.

He declines. "It's the Viagra," he says. '"It really takes away my desire for food."

Dinner time comes around, she asks again if he'd like anything to eat: "A microwave pizza would only take a couple of minutes?"

"Nah," he says, "I'm still not hungry."

"Well in that case," she says, "would you mind getting off me, because I'm starving."



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A BLOKE sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard, so he goes out there and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders.

"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running because no one thought a dog would be eavesdropping.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings there, was awarded a string of medals, had a wife, a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "10 quid."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Cos he's a f***ing liar. He's never done any of that stuff”

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posted on February 21st, 2004 at 01:17 AM
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posted on February 21st, 2004 at 08:27 PM


I know it's not vw related but well funny! He he!

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posted on February 21st, 2004 at 08:58 PM
dwarf joke

Did you hear about the dwarf that ran through the womans legs ?

He got a clit round the ear and a flap around the face.



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posted on February 21st, 2004 at 09:10 PM


The reason Teenage Boys masturbate so much, is that they are practising for Marriage!!



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