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posted on May 10th, 2004 at 11:46 AM
Joke
Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and impossible
to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the cause
of the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there
were no male Gorillas of the species available.
Whilst in emergency session to find a solutin, the Zoo Management Board
noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad who was responsible for fixing the Zoo's
machinery, walk past the meeting room.
Graham, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed
with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have
sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but said he
would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer,
but only under three conditions:
First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er. Sicondly, you must
niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what his third condition was.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500.
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posted on May 10th, 2004 at 11:57 AM
god wun
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posted on May 10th, 2004 at 09:06 PM
thets desgisting
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
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posted on May 10th, 2004 at 09:41 PM
haha! thats a good-jin!
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posted on May 11th, 2004 at 09:53 AM
emailed that to my kiwi girlfriend who is on holidays back home, got called an elitist, white supremicist and kiwi racist, and she aint even dark!
hahaha :cussing:cussing:cussing:cussing:cussing:cussing:cussing
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