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 Dannyboy
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 posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:10 PM |
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Road Rage , how funny!
On my way home through Moore Park in Sydney i'm patiently waiting in a huge line of cars waiting to cross Southern cross drive. This is a sod of a
place for traffic as lanes merge etc.
Anyway i sitting there and this guy comes roaring along the right lane which is a turn right lane only and stops along side me , puts his indicator on
a starts to move over and cut me up. As i'm in a big van i just rolled forward , gave the guy a "whats your problem" look and blocked him from
cutting in. Next thing he's standing on his horn and shouting at me to let him in. I wound my window and told him he was cutting in like everyone
does and told him to pull his head in. Next thing i know he's jumped out of his car with a steering lock lock in his hand and is running over to my
van like a crazed looney!!
The lights turn to green and i slowly pull away from this guy thats standing in the middle of the road. This is the funny bit.
The guys not standing in the middle of the road , he's running back to his new Vectra just as it rolls backwards and bounces off a 4x4 thats behind
him!!! Absolutely pissed myself laughing and just as i'm crossing the main road a traffic cop happily cruises past me in the direction of my man with
the steering lock!! Now thats funny!!! Freakin tossers!!
Freakin Nutters!!! We all know that you don't mess with big white vans! Rang my boss and explained straight away as it it's a cert that the guy will
complain to Head Office! Boss was cool so alls good!
Dan
  :P:thumb
[Edited on 10-6-2004 by dannyboy67]
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:20 PM |
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heh heh heh........ you cruel mean man!!!
Futue te ipsum!!!
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:20 PM |
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hahaahahaahahaahaahahaahahaah:party
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lil dub
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:34 PM |
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LMAO
thats insane.
freaking weirdo's with steering locks chasing at you........thats really funny (just glad it was me he was running at) |
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lil dub
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:36 PM |
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WASN'T me......sorry, typo --- i'm glad it wasn't me he was running at.....or i would have peed my pants (and had to explain that to the boss as
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:39 PM |
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that is bloody funny!!!!
I have no sympathy for my car, only the wallet that pays for it!
Go hard or go home!!!!
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ducky
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:49 PM |
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sounds like the guy was a true nutter
Baby Loves to Mumbo
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:50 PM |
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karma
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don't worry it's a VW thing
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Dannyboy
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 06:51 PM |
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It's Sydney, full of head bangers! Say no more!
Dan
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 07:06 PM |
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geez there are some wankers around!
most live in Sydney or melbourne
http://www.austech.info/forums
The best tech forum around
oh sgetty will you respect me in the morning
things could be worse you could live in kentucky
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 09:30 PM |
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Gold :thumb
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 10:10 PM |
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he he that's really funny, instead of telling him what's what I would've turned my stereo up and pretended i couldn't hear him..."WHAT?! I CAN'T
HEAR YOU! OH! YOU LIKE MY VAN?" and so forth. I could really see this sort of thing happening to me except I would be much more rude eg. give em the
finger and pull faces.:thumb
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 10:34 PM |
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acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road &
then vacated the area.....
"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)
ha ha ha.
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 10:39 PM |
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ahhhhh makes you feel like your back in good old england huh dannyboy....lol
steff............ |
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 10:45 PM |
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the last bit was funny, but isnt there some mad geezers in old sydney town these days
I usually have the same thing (without the nutter) in my 4wd till my bullbar starts getting closer then they decide to pull there head in:P
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 10:52 PM |
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ahhahaha sweet justice,
tonight i was checking out a camper when a bloke walked up to my bus,
obviously had about a million beers, asked for a lift down to the south end of the gold coast, i was going north, i said no, he go the shits then
mooned me point blank near the passenger door, as i was dirving away he then jumped onto my from bumper as i was starting to drive, before i knew it I
HAD A NAKED ARSE STARING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDSCREEN, i booted it and flung him off, talk about freakin weirdos around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 11:00 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by fetid_swamp
acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road &
then vacated the area.....
"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)
ha ha ha.
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wee-wee, armed nutters and bums, wat is this place coming to? And I felt bad about some of the posts i made.
"Phew"..... keep on postin this is hilarious :thumb |
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 11:03 PM |
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oh btw... to-lllld u ud regret postin dat wee-wee gurl.....
hehehehehe! (ok pwomise I will say no more .. cept ..u shuld do
as i did and invest in some depend maxi's and say nuffin...),, sorry 4 hijack danny, thats the best revenge one could hope 4!.lol.
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| posted on June 10th, 2004 at 11:25 PM |
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What's with people getting pissed off when they're the ones doing the wrong thing? I still remember that stupid lady at the servo yelling at me. |
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| posted on June 12th, 2004 at 12:45 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by fetid_swamp
acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road &
then vacated the area.....
"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)
ha ha ha.
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jeezuz...........i bury my head in a book for a few days.........blissfully unaware that my toiletting habits are being discussed on the
net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes yes, good call fetid_swamp..............
heather, my dear sweet girl, get over it ------------- you haven't offended me -------------- you're posts are fine, just fine (in fact, if it
weren't for you posting such weird crap, i would come off sounding far more of a freak than i already do................)
so keep up the inane posts homebrand_baja --------------- and stop freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talk about paranoia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| posted on June 12th, 2004 at 01:10 PM |
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ha ha. from bad to worse.
so its a habit now is it. its an uncontrollable urge to take a leak outside...
you have probs lil. 
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