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posted on June 21st, 2004 at 09:55 AM
management lessons
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after
a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two minute management course.
Tagedeezee Heezy
lulu94
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posted on June 21st, 2004 at 05:24 PM
lol have heard those before but still like them.
Good lessons to learn i think
Danielle
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Dannyboy
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posted on June 21st, 2004 at 05:35 PM
More , more , well good!
Dan
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posted on June 21st, 2004 at 07:54 PM
Hmmmm....I might email this to work!!!!:thumb:jesus:o:cussing
...all of the responses depending on who received it
[Edited on 21-6-2004 by jenz58]
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
:o
:cussing
