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posted on September 5th, 2002 at 09:20 AM
Still joking
Maybe we should have a ROFLMAO section in the forum?
What Gender Is It?
ZIPLOC BAGS- male, because they hold everything in,
but you can
always see right through them.
SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it
appears useful for
a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time
just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the
bathroom in pairs.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm
up. Because it is an effective reproductive device
when the right
buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when
the wrong buttons are pushed.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.
HOTAIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have
to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's
the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.
WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit
on.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying.
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