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posted on September 6th, 2002 at 06:27 PM
little old lady
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this
high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!"
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posted on September 7th, 2002 at 09:34 PM
yuk, the thought of it
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posted on September 8th, 2002 at 07:56 PM
i thought you were going to say a little old lady wanted to sell you a sweet old dub. but no you wanted to talk about 85 year old wrinkley bits.
