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posted on July 25th, 2003 at 06:47 PM
romantic poetry
These are entries to a competition asking for rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But please don't take that bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
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posted on July 25th, 2003 at 08:27 PM
mate i can relate to most of these!!! ooohhh scary!!!
Drink and drive your a bloody idiot!!! make it home you'r a legend !!!!
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posted on July 26th, 2003 at 06:16 AM
I take it your missus don't look at this site Chris..........
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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posted on July 26th, 2003 at 06:24 AM
Couldnt help but cackle and pass it on to a few others.
Its not vw humour but its humour and everyone should laugh
thanks
ree
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posted on July 27th, 2003 at 07:25 PM
Naah she dont look here. Hardly look at anything online. I would be in big trouble if she did. Theres plenty of commments ive made here that would get
me belted.
She's not really into the VW scene. She'll go on cruises but thats about it.
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