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 donn
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| posted on January 31st, 2012 at 07:20 AM |
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Ford & Renault collaboration !
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” they have designed the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink and the average male car thief
won't be able to find it – let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold
winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb
appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are
baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it each year.
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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ColonyVW
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| posted on January 31st, 2012 at 07:58 AM |
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Bwrahahahaha!
'58 Kombi Microbus
'63 Squareback
'65 Squareback Panel Van
'66 Notchback
'69 Squareback Panel Van
'74 Brasilia
'74 Fridolin
'76 Golf Mk1
'12 Caddy Life TDI 250
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 matberry
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| posted on January 31st, 2012 at 08:34 AM |
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Matt Berry Motorsports...air cooled advice, repairs and mods Ph 0408 704 662
OFF-ROAD,CIRCUIT,DRAG,STREET,ENDURANCE
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cam070
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| posted on January 31st, 2012 at 10:51 AM |
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An oldie but a goodie
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beetleboyjeff
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| posted on January 31st, 2012 at 01:23 PM |
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No doublt you're a card Don. We'll have to deal with you. :-)
From your ole' mate Jeff
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