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 donn
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| posted on November 22nd, 2012 at 11:32 AM |
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Love chicken?
My Favourite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my
teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand.My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the f#ck I am...???
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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ragged
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| posted on November 22nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM |
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I know this one it's a trick question. KFC?
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FROSTY
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| posted on November 22nd, 2012 at 05:58 PM |
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In the principals office.
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Stanley
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| posted on November 22nd, 2012 at 07:48 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by FROSTY
In the principals office.
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Flintstones
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| posted on November 23rd, 2012 at 05:19 PM |
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I just got my wife to read this and she didn't think it was that funny......guess what, she's a teacher
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 Yogie
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| posted on November 23rd, 2012 at 08:52 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by Flintstones
I just got my wife to read this and she didn't think it was that funny......guess what, she's a teacher
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Just take her to KFC to make up for it :=)
Yogie
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crazyfiggi
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| posted on November 24th, 2012 at 09:28 AM |
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Im a member of PETA..... People Eating Tasty Animals.
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bugmaniaar
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| posted on November 24th, 2012 at 12:24 PM |
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That WAS finger lickn good
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