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A VW Story - work in progress
This is a purely ficticious story created by some very imaginative AussieVeeDubbers.
All characters here are ficticious and are in no way representing any one person, event, or VW ride!!!:thumb
Please enjoy and participate if you wish 
Let the story begin, NOW!!!! :BOUNCE
His name is Grease cos he was born with grease under his nails.
People say it is in the DNA cos his dad has grease under his nails as well. Who's to know??
He was born in the back of a 64 splitty as his dad tried desperately to get his mum to hospital for the birth
It was not a long drive, but an eventful one..........
[Edited on 24-9-2003 by jenz58]
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 12:29 AM |
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Continued...
because the reduction box gave up on the splitty on the way to the hospital....
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 08:23 AM |
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A reduction box blowing on 'ol man greases splitty! Well Ol man grease got out on the side of the road. Mrs grease is in the back of the bus,
on the fold down bed cursing the huge hill to the hospital that caused the reduction box to blow. She knew she would never walk up it. Ol man grease
already has the wheel off. He sees the hub sitting oddly and knows the inside of the box is mush.
Ol man grease aint worried. He got grease under his nails. He got grease under his nails for a reason. He can now go IRS! 'Hold your knees
together honey' he calls as he runs back home for the reallly long extension cord and the welder.
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 11:20 AM |
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CONTINUED
When He gets back, he starts to work, but b4 he has done much, a convoy of Vw is coming up the road in the distance...
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Roofs clad with roofracks, tires with whitewalls this konvoy of dubs leaves a distinct trail of dripped oil, as they pull up the switch is flicked and
*CHHHHH* is heard as they lower to the ground and get out to help
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... this is when 'ol man grease realises that they (the vw's) were full of beautiful 6' bikini clad women, and small dwarf sized
mechanics ...
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 07:52 PM |
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Little did mr grease know they were freakishly goodlooking transvestites (Sp?) who were also mechanics who took turns in fitting and weling the irs in
a matter of minutes as the midgets delivered the baby wrapping him in the only thing they could find . . . a greasy rag
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 08:35 PM |
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The midgets call for an ambulance. Minutes later it arrives and the Grease family are whisked away to the hospital with the trannies and midgets
promising to bring the kombi around later when they've packed all the tools up
Petunia shrieks when she realises she has broken a nail and ruined her nail polish but has a satisfied glow from a job well done and another Vee
Dubber saved....
So that is how Grease Jnr came into the world and why..........
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That was the story of Grease Jnr's birth.
Why was he born? Well to quote ol man grease's father "My boy will neva do anything good in this world...and anything good that comes of
him, will be a womans fault"
So, the real reason that grease jnr was conceived, was because ol man grease wanted to prove his father (really old man grease) wrong.
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 08:56 PM |
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Great stuff jen and guys . . . . . so now grease jnr is born . . . we need another story
His 5th birthday and his first day at school, little grease is extremely excited he cant wait to get to school. As he piles into the kombi.........
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his new backpack in his hand and his shiny red malvern star dragster delicately placed in the back seat...
Reimagined/Recycled/Upcycled Cool
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 09:47 PM |
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and young grease, who is the latest in a family tree of vw lovers, is dressed in accordance with those in the know. wearing he's proud 'i
love vw' cap, and sporting a brilliant orange t'shirt with a pic of a '59 samba with all the windows open and with plenty of bikini
swimsuit models hanging out. not to mention the school bag containing the esential vw memorablia.
he strolls into class...
Simply Cruzin'...
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...he had hear about show and tell, and was ready:thumb:bounce:bounce
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 09:53 PM |
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his new teacher, mrs ford, introduces him to the class and points him to a desk near the front.
the first child gets up, produly displaying his holden ss model and proceeds to talk about it's awesome power and great manufacture.
[Edited on 25-9-2003 by zac_smits]
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 09:58 PM |
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but poor little grease. being brought up proud and strong in his love for everything vw... souldnt help himself to a qick giggle when he heard his new
teach's name. she in turn gave him a time out in the corner to reflect. but grease he is not perturbed and is taking the time to give his story
in 'show and tell'.
Simply Cruzin'...
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Unfortunately as part of his punishment he has to wait to be last.
He hears stories from kids who spent the summer seeing movies and who collect cards, and worst he had to listen about dumb girls stuff :puke
He knew he would be on a winner come his turn
Then he hear his name called.....He grabbed his bag and was ready
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| posted on September 25th, 2003 at 10:28 PM |
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Out came the Flying VW badge he had so preciously wrapped, along with his swamp cooler he had squeesed into his bag, he began to tell the story of . .
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... how the Volkswagen changed history forever by being a part of nearly everyones lives including his own. Unfortunatley the story he told went for
too long and as he was the last one the teacher threw a duster at his head. This made grease jnr ...
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....drop his flying VW badge and yell out, "Oh golly gosh, I think my head and my toe hurts. Can I go home now and put my '54 shell on my
IRS pan, and shorten my front beam for homework???"
[Edited on 25-9-2003 by Oasis]
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
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The teacher growled angrily and glared at grease with eyes that - well just glared really.
She then shrieked and said "You were nothing! You are nothing! You will always be nothing!"
Grease dropped his head (the hi compression large valve one he had in his left hand that is) in shame.
She the bellowed "Get out of here and never come back. You are destined to touch only veedubs every day for the rest of your life!"
With this statement grease smirked and felt good inside for he already new his destiny and this wretch of a teacher had now forged it for him. He was
happy.
Grease turned out of the classroom and ...
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swore never to return to school!!!!:cussing
There was serious talk at the dinner table that night in the Grease household about what to do, but being the New Age kombi driving people that they
are, they decided to educate young grease at home.
Mr Grease had an inner glouting, and a twinkle in his eye as he thought of the possibilities for his son......
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The following day dawned bright and fresh with knock on the front door....
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a travelling salesman had Scat cranks and Berg shifters he had to move in a hurry. His problem was that no-one was confident in putting these items in
there every day drivers.
Grease junior said "I will pledge to not only change people way of thinking, but make millions for both you and I in the process"
With that the salesman unloaded 44 containers of go-fast bits and original genuine Empi accessories.
Grease now knew he had to ....
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move fast if he wanted to finish his rat look, original signage, early 50's split single cab for the upcoming show. He knew that the only way to
move these parts was to display them in action, and he once again thanked the foresight of his great aunt Gertrude Grease in bequeathing her husbands
split ute to him for his birthday....
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The word had spead and Grease had become a legend before his 10th birthday.
People were coming to the realisation that veedubs were the best thing you could possibly possess.
Overnight hundreds of Sigma's, Lada's and Camira's were being dumped at SimsMetal.
Prices skyrocketed and singlehandedly Grease had started a national fever.
This now meant ....
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trouble was a brewing. for across town was another little boy, ralph. he had been raised in the belief that the mini would conquor the world. he has
been raised blindly and with great dicipline that has seen him not only know more about minis than any other person alive. but also to believe none of
the stories and achievments of the might vw. ralph even believed that herbie was a message from satan. but today ralph has stepped. forward. he has
watched as lil grease has single handedly change the course of peopples transport. ralph decided it was time adn he has approached grease for a
challenge....
Simply Cruzin'...
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He was going to continue the rivalry which the manufacturers of the two car have had going since the '50's as the 'peoples'
car
Grease Jnr knew he was on a winner VW's have been made by Volkswagen right through their history. The 'Mini' made by several over the
years, BMC, Leyland (:puke), Austin, Morris...
OK they had the brick called the Mini Cooper S, but VW gave us Herbie, the fastest, smartest little beetle of a car in the whole wide world..
Herbie was a star, and Grease had a Herbie in the making. He knew he could meet any challenge that came his way, he was ready to kick
arse:bounce:bounce:bounce
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Over the next couple of years the country began to split, like the front of a 1953 Type 2 panelvan, it was straight down the middle.
Grease needed to know how to sway more people away from the bizarre front wheel drive designed Mini as he felt it would become a sickness and one day
something really strange would happen.
He had nightmares of people buying mainly front wheel drive cars and in these dreams he could see that they would be built in other countries.
It was like a Brisbane Collingwood grand final. Trouble was brewing.
The two biggest things veedubs had in their favour were that everyone who loved them would be loyal to the end, and they had a good range.
People loved the Type 2, Type 3, Karmann, Verts and there were container vans for moving weapons.
The main weapons of choice were Judsons and Kadrons.
People were now beginning to....
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..watch Ralph and Grease very closely to see which way they should swing with their preference in rides, fickled people that they are:P
He was going to impress them with science and action combined
He was going to use his '57 beetle as a 'sleeper'. Lil Grease tweaked away, fitting a Judson supercharger and dual Kadrons
and...........
*jenz calls for help, desperately!!!*
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[Edited on 27-9-2003 by jenz58]
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then he thought, mmmmmm I'v got the ultimate in go fast goodies in the top cupboard, he climbed up and opened the door, and pulled out an NOS
pair of Italian weber 48 IDA carbs, already mounted on an original pair of Skat Trak manifolds. He pulled off the judson and the Kadrons, "that
was never going to work" he thought, and bolted on the IDA's
FAHRVERGNUGEN;
Description of a pleasurable sensation,
Experienced when a car and it's driver are in mutual harmony, A unique driving experience, Pleasure, Satisfaction,
A feeling experienced by Volkswagen Drivers.
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