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 mscabrio
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| posted on April 20th, 2004 at 11:45 AM |
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Calling all creative people
I hate my job ! I resigned 2 weeks ago and I have 2 weeks left before I am allowed to leave. Can anyone think of creative things that I can do to help
me keep my sanity until I leave ? This place is driving me to drink !!!!!
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Anthiron
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| posted on April 20th, 2004 at 11:51 AM |
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How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way
13) Dont use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your
boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall
#3."
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
23) Call the psychic hot line and don't say anything.
24) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
25) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
26) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
27) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
28) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
29) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
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Purple Martin
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| posted on April 20th, 2004 at 11:59 AM |
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Build yourself a website!
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mscabrio
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| posted on April 20th, 2004 at 01:24 PM |
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Thanks for the great ideas !!!!
My boss is evil and really pissed that I resigned so she is making my life MISERY ! ..... and to make matters worse she is a VW driver ! You would
think that she would be nicer to a fellow dubber BUT NO ! |
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EgeWorks
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| posted on April 20th, 2004 at 02:29 PM |
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You could do some of my uni assignments for me. Do you know anything about asp.net or project management?
Check out www.boredatwork.com or www.ubersite.com. You can tell I get bored at work too!
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veedubgirl
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| posted on April 20th, 2004 at 04:43 PM |
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Those suggestions were so great! As far as a meanie fellow vw driver, some people just don't deserve to drive one. Another thing you can do is have
fake phone conversations. Always act like it's extreamley important and like you're very interested and busy. Suprizingly it can be pretty funny
sometimes, oh and look like your taking notes. Good luck!
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ducky
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| posted on April 20th, 2004 at 05:33 PM |
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Anthiron you funny hee hee |
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