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 Spook
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 posted on August 4th, 2003 at 08:39 AM |
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Thought of the day.....
We all know the expression; a fool & his money are soon parted.
How does the fool get the money???
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Starbug
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| posted on August 4th, 2003 at 11:15 AM |
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well, one could look at it this way...
theory 1: Knowledge = Power
theory 2: Time = money
now most of you will know that work/time = power
so since knowledge = power and time = money, we have work/money = knowledge.
so solving the equation through for money, we get work/knowledge = money.
therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, independent of the work done.
so... the less you know the more you make.:P |
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| posted on August 4th, 2003 at 11:21 AM |
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How deep would the ocean be if sponges didn't live in it ?
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| posted on August 4th, 2003 at 11:44 AM |
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lol if you assume you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
i hate that saying :bounce
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 05:44 AM |
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if you were running in a race and you passed the person coming second, what position would you be in now.???
Ha ha ,, second ya big lummox. cheers.
Drink and drive your a bloody idiot!!! make it home you'r a legend !!!!
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Spook
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 06:31 AM |
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He who laughs last....had to have the joke explained....
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pyr0
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 08:33 AM |
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crime is a thought one in which can only be contemplated by a mere free man.......
????? arent they all free b4 they do the crime and then the time ????
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 11:47 AM |
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If you can lay on the floor without holding on, then you have obviously not had enough to drink.:beer:beer:beer
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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no slow 63
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 12:26 PM |
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If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the frypan?
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buzzbug
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 12:48 PM |
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Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy doesn't try it on.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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no slow 63
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 12:58 PM |
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If you are traveling in a car at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 01:23 PM |
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I'll try it and get back to you no slow.
How do you stop reoffenders?
- don't re-elect them of course. Simple.
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no slow 63
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 05:23 PM |
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How does the man who drives the snow scraper get to work in the morning?
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buzzbug
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 05:34 PM |
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What was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered??
some people are like slinky's
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buzzbug
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 05:35 PM |
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If at first you don't succeed, then parachuting is not for you!:jesus
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Craig Torrens
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| posted on August 5th, 2003 at 11:03 PM |
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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards!
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Spook
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| posted on August 6th, 2003 at 12:57 AM |
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Beauty is only skin deep......
But ugly goes right down to the bone...
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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| posted on August 6th, 2003 at 07:40 AM |
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" always use the right tool for the job"
"something worth doing is worth doing well"
"you get what you pay for"
" good work isnt cheap and cheap work isnt good"
"never drive faster than your angels can fly"
marcel
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| posted on August 6th, 2003 at 09:16 AM |
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harve your standards and double your pick up rate.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
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when you push them down the stairs
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| posted on August 6th, 2003 at 10:38 AM |
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if at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence you ever tried
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| posted on August 6th, 2003 at 11:13 AM |
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If you think that your boss doesn't think that you exist, try not turning up for work.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
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when you push them down the stairs
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| posted on August 6th, 2003 at 11:50 AM |
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If you don't do it properly, you can get to the pub sooner :beer
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| posted on August 6th, 2003 at 01:06 PM |
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The early bird gets the worm, but a sloth never gets suck into a jet turbine.
some people are like slinky's
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when you push them down the stairs
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Spook
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| posted on August 7th, 2003 at 06:38 AM |
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How did they measure hailstones before they invented golf balls???
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| posted on August 7th, 2003 at 08:04 AM |
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With cricket balls!
Rob......
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Annoying thought of the day ...
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
:o  :P:kiss
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!
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| posted on August 7th, 2003 at 09:51 PM |
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Do not overtake unless safe ?!?!
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Spook
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| posted on August 7th, 2003 at 11:21 PM |
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Why can't you get mouse flavoured cat food???
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Spook
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| posted on August 10th, 2003 at 12:39 AM |
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Annoying saying,
It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you play the game.
What a crock. Would you bother to play if you knew beforehand you would loose??
Define "Friendly competition"...........
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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| posted on August 10th, 2003 at 01:40 AM |
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What's the best thing before sliced bread?
If they always find the Black box after a plane crash, why don't they make the plane out of the same stuff as the black box?
Why do people say things like "Would you like desert AT ALL"? I always reply, "No, I'd like desert a little bit..."
[Edited on 28-8-2003 by Oasis]
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
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