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 DubLeg
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 09:05 AM |
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Whats the worst that could happen?
Does anyone want to speculate what happened shortly after this picture was taken?
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Joel
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 09:53 AM |
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Someones engine siezed cos they used Castrol GTX oil in it?
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subimanx
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 09:58 AM |
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The rope broke
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vwsteve
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 10:05 AM |
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you got an oil stain on your matress?
1 1963 356b porsche coupe
2 1960 karmann ghia cab
1 1965 karmann ghia cab
1 1966 karmann cab
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 10:16 AM |
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safety Sam at work here
bicycle is now sitting at floor level still attached to the roof truss..
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bajachris88
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM |
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A farmer's steam roller passed through when old' mate bent over for his cup o' tea by the boiler?
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 12:44 PM |
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Wouldn't surprise me if a 60mm tophat batten failed under the weight of the car, bending the shed roof in/downward
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 matberry
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 12:47 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by vassy66T1
Wouldn't surprise me if a 60mm tophat batten failed under the weight of the car, bending the shed roof in/downward
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 04:51 PM |
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X3 and I've seen it happen, I got called to fix it.
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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HappyDaze
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 05:18 PM |
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Workcover knock on the door, and want to inspect your workshop.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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tar76
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 05:22 PM |
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Hopefully no one had a head or limb in or around the body .
"Obey your Dreams"!
62 Std beetle.
65 11 wnd Split "The Cross".
6? coming very soon!!!!
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 helbus
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| posted on May 23rd, 2012 at 08:10 PM |
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You could be told by the missus that all Beetle stuff has to go, and a Nissan Micra is being delivered on Monday.
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Sides
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| posted on May 24th, 2012 at 08:24 AM |
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I know... we could all spend a day posting up ideas without hearing "the answer" !!!
Almost like that old joke "How do you keep an idiot in suspense...."
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HappyDaze
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| posted on May 24th, 2012 at 08:56 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by Sides
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense...."
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That's easy.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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bajachris88
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| posted on May 24th, 2012 at 09:16 AM |
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No one has said 'nothing' yet...
maybe thats what the trick is !
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
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vwsteve
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| posted on May 24th, 2012 at 10:28 AM |
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hes still undergoing an operation
1 1963 356b porsche coupe
2 1960 karmann ghia cab
1 1965 karmann ghia cab
1 1966 karmann cab
1 1961 split ute
1 1967 split p/van
1 1952 standard bug
1 1963 ragtop
1 1960 ragtop
2 1954 ovals
1 1956 oval baja project
1 1957 oval flying flea
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matberry
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| posted on May 24th, 2012 at 09:09 PM |
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Well....wtf happened?
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VDU.88A
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| posted on May 24th, 2012 at 09:09 PM |
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Floor pan rolled down the drive way ?
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68BUS
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 06:38 AM |
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Your wife realised you were using her good bath towel to mop up oil and offered the beetle for free pickup on Gumtree.
Consequently a man named Joe turned up to pick up the beetle in his Nissan micra dispite your wife saying 'Trailer or Ute required'??
1966 Aussie 11 Window
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h
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 07:49 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by helbus
You could be told by the missus that all Beetle stuff has to go, and a Nissan Micra is being delivered on Monday.
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so you bringing the micra to Valla then??
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modulus
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 10:14 AM |
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Rotten cord holding up pushbike gives way to unnecessary bling on bike such as sidestand; rear wheel of bike lands on roof of Beetle creasing it badly
while pedal goes through back window; extra localised weight on garage roof batten causes roof to collapse in; Beetle body falls down and forward onto
pan, splitting the red plastic fuel container; petrol sprays everywhere, with fumes ignited by recharging-battery/other-sloppy-wiring; the initial
explosion weakens the central support bringing the roller door crashing down onto the nose of the beetle, while at the same time upsetting the open
container of waste oil, which, together with the poly mattress, provides excellent fuel for a jolly conflagration. By now the "radial powerguard"
tyres are well and truly alight as the intense heat buckles the remaing frame of the door opening, freeing the pan to roll slowly, but with gathering
impetus, down the mildly inclined driveway toward the freeway. On passing the weatherboard house with canvas awnings, the flaming pan with its fiery
load of burning rubber and petrol bath sets the house on fire, before proceeding at a gathering pace toward the freeway.... At about this point, the
intense heat im the shell of the garage has caused the far wall to collapse, bringing the tins of paint, solvent, bucket of general-purpose grease and
the gas bottle on the upper shelf into play; the subsequent secondary explosion breaks all of the neighbours' windows. By this time, the huge toxic
smoke cloud billowing from the wreck, a combination of gasoline, mattress, rubber, GTX, grease, paint, solvents and LPG fumes causes call-outs for the
fire brigade, police and SES. Regrettably, before any of these services arrive, a Nissan Micra pulls to a stop at the driveway entrance just at the
exact moment that the the fiery pan arrives at the bottom of the drive at terminal velocity.....
hth
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beetleboyjeff
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 10:20 AM |
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Sounds very plausable - I was about to suggest the exact same thing. 
From your ole' mate Jeff
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68BUS
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 10:26 AM |
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Modulus,
I knew it was you!!!!
Your the script writer for the Mission Impossible series arn't you???
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Sides
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 02:09 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by 68BUS
Your the script writer for the Mission Impossible series arn't you???
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Heh heh - either that or he used to work behind the scenes on MacGyver !!!
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Sides
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 02:10 PM |
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Strangely, I now have the chant "Mon..ster... Mon..ster Gar..age..." running through my head...
VWDCQ vice pres & web dude - vwdcqinc.org.au
Join a car club - get car peeps
My toys
'70 Hillclimb Bug 'Jezebel' w/- Haltech EFI - http://bit.ly/VwTNtQ
'60 KG Coupe - resto kinda started
01 New Beetle - gf's car, but I turn the spanners |
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tar76
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 04:17 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by modulus
Rotten cord holding up pushbike gives way to unnecessary bling on bike such as sidestand; rear wheel of bike lands on roof of Beetle creasing it badly
while pedal goes through back window; extra localised weight on garage roof batten causes roof to collapse in; Beetle body falls down and forward onto
pan, splitting the red plastic fuel container; petrol sprays everywhere, with fumes ignited by recharging-battery/other-sloppy-wiring; the initial
explosion weakens the central support bringing the roller door crashing down onto the nose of the beetle, while at the same time upsetting the open
container of waste oil, which, together with the poly mattress, provides excellent fuel for a jolly conflagration. By now the "radial powerguard"
tyres are well and truly alight as the intense heat buckles the remaing frame of the door opening, freeing the pan to roll slowly, but with gathering
impetus, down the mildly inclined driveway toward the freeway. On passing the weatherboard house with canvas awnings, the flaming pan with its fiery
load of burning rubber and petrol bath sets the house on fire, before proceeding at a gathering pace toward the freeway.... At about this point, the
intense heat im the shell of the garage has caused the far wall to collapse, bringing the tins of paint, solvent, bucket of general-purpose grease and
the gas bottle on the upper shelf into play; the subsequent secondary explosion breaks all of the neighbours' windows. By this time, the huge toxic
smoke cloud billowing from the wreck, a combination of gasoline, mattress, rubber, GTX, grease, paint, solvents and LPG fumes causes call-outs for the
fire brigade, police and SES. Regrettably, before any of these services arrive, a Nissan Micra pulls to a stop at the driveway entrance just at the
exact moment that the the fiery pan arrives at the bottom of the drive at terminal velocity.....
hth
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Thats some CSI shit right there!! 
"Obey your Dreams"!
62 Std beetle.
65 11 wnd Split "The Cross".
6? coming very soon!!!!
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DubLeg
A.k.a.: Lewis Templar
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 08:41 PM |
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RESULTS
Whats the worst that could happen?:
The roof could collapse causing the body and a few bikes to collide with my chassis, bending the engine's delicate parts and chassis, all the glass
could crack and I'd be stuck with a huge pile of mess and not be able to shut the roller door…
But it didn't and I achieved my custom lift kit.
For the record, I have two bikes currently, a 1971 Healing, single speed, and a 2007 SantaCruz superlight with no bling appart from what will help me
dominate single track
VollyWaffle
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DubLeg
A.k.a.: Lewis Templar
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 08:48 PM |
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VollyWaffle
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h
A.k.a.: Towely BuMpEr KING! ILLegal ALIEN on a roadtrip
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| posted on May 25th, 2012 at 09:12 PM |
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oh well that's so no fun
fun for you soon tho 
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buzzbug
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| posted on June 3rd, 2012 at 07:09 PM |
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came expeting carnage.......................left wanting a Baja.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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