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 Tazz
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| posted on June 30th, 2003 at 09:54 PM |
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LMAO@ hellbus
Welease Wodger!
heheheh......
My fastie is called Kermit.
The Wife's fastie is Bluebelle
1962 Type3 Squareback
1967 Type3 Fastback "Kermit"
The truth is important. It will set you free
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Herbie
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| posted on June 30th, 2003 at 10:31 PM |
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What about
smurfalina, I think he is a good candidate for a smurf name, so here are a few suggestions based on some of the many smurfs that went to the initial
audition for the hit tv show but were rejected.
1. Fruity Smurf- This was going to be the first out of the closet Smurf. He had a bad hairpiece like Elton John. It was going to be a orange
hairpiece, and he always carried around a teddy bear. He would of been best friends with smurfette and they would each do other's hair and talk
about the boys.
2. Peeky Smurf- The pervert of the mushroom village. Peeky Smurf would always be found at night looking into other smurf's mushroom homes and
waiting for a show.
3. Ali Kaba Muhamand- The only Smurf to legally change his name for his muslim religion. " Why should my last name be Smurf, just like all the
other brothers that are tied down by the man."
Ali did'nt have too many friends in the Mushroom village, and usually spent his day complaining with Grouchy Smurf about how the man is keeping
them down.
4. Psycho Angry "Don't Piss Me Off Or I'll Light Your Mushroom house On Fire" Pyro Smurf- The name kind of explains itself
doesn't it?
5. Easy Smurf- The only other female in Smurf village that Smurfette was so jealous of because she was.......just really good friends with all the
male Smurfs.
6. Abusive Drinky Smurf- When this Smurf gets drunk you best just stay in your mushroom hut all night. He walks around the Mushroom village all night
after getting drunk yelling "To hell with all you little blue sissys", and "Hey Smurfette howabout showing me a goodtime." The
next day Drinky is usually in till five in the afternoon, and then cries to the other smurfs that it will never happen again. He is usually wearing a
stained white tanktop and has a stoogie in his mouth.
7. "Don't Point The Camera At Me, Or I'll Moon You" Smurf- He just doesn't like getting his picture taken. This photo was
taken right before he was about to give us a show.
8. "We're All Going To Die!" Smurf- This Smurf would just run around the Mushroom village yelling "We're All Going To
Die!" all day. He never engaged in any social gatherings and really didn't get along with anyone.
9. Militant Smurf- This Smurf kept trying to start a army to fight the government. Only problem was that half the Smurfs in his army we're in the
government....small world. He would always yell in the center of Smurf Village about how the Smurfs were being repressed by the man, and now is the
time to fight back. He called his army the Blue Panthers. They would wear black sunglasses, and carry shotguns, and red armbands, and walk around
Smurf Village policing the area.
10. ILLEGAL ALIEN SMURF- This Smurf was just paranoid that he didn't belong and he always begged the other Smurfs not to turn him in.
11. Burn-out Rock Star Smurf- This Smurf would walk around Smurf Village in a Jumpsuit, with big sunglasses, and a cape, and ask if anyone wanted to
hear him sing "Hound Dog." He also ate alot of junk food such as fried mushroom burgers. He Was FAT.
12. Bleeding Gums Smurf- Well this Smurf just had poor hygene.....Remember to brush your teeth
13. Poorly Potty Trained Smurf- He just didn't understand where to go.
14. Big Sexual Boasting Smurf- This Smurf would go around the Mushroom Village all day boasting about how many lady Smurfs he's nailed.....funny
wasn't there only one adult female Smurf in the village....he's said he's slept with 20,000.........hmmmmmmm.
15. Fatass Smurf- Fatty Fatty 2 by 4 can't fit through the mushroom door.
16. Donny The Badass Smurf- Spent his days beating the crap out of brainy Smurf, and cutting up pieces of the mushroom huts to sell to other Smurfs as
a "Good High".
17. Ass Grabber Smurf- Nothing much to say about this guy except the boy just loved to pinch asses.
18. "I Ain't Afraid To Die For My Country!" Smurf- Very proud of his Mushroon village. Everytime someone threatened it... he would
strap on a M-16, Gernade Launcher, Mushroom to air missles, and go after whoever tried to hurt the Mushroom village.....the question is....how did he
make all these weapons in the woods!
19. BuckTooth Smurf- Just a real silly looking Smurf to look at. Kinda dumb too. Always peed in the watering hole.
20. Wacky Off Smurf- "Man he would just hide in his Mushroom hut all day, and I'd be damm if you couldn't hear him moaning and
slapping!" A Quote From Hefty Smurf's New Book "The Smurfs The Government Didn't Want You To See"
21. Well Hung Smurf- No pair of white government issued Smurf pants could hide his pride!
22. Too Close With The Livestock Smurf- Ohhh boy Don't Ask!!!
23. Saviour Smurf- Always walking around the water and wine holders in the village with a suspicious look on his face. He bothers the other Smurfs by
constantly asking them to examine his hands for the early stages of stigmata.
digbynet@sprynet.com
24- Spice Girl Smurf- No question the most annoying Smurf that never made it. Kept singing stupid songs around the village and making up silly
dances.
25- Puff Daddy Smurf- Took all the songs the Smurfs sang around the village like "La La La La La" and redid them with his own lyrics so he
could make a quick profit.
26- Jim Morrismurf - Only Smurf to have tight leather pants in the Smurf Village, and use to trip on mushrooms from the houses and recite lyrics in
the square like.....
" 99 TO 1 BABY
1 In 99
NO FEMALE SMURF
GET OUT ALIVE "
Taken from a passage from Jim's Book
" Light My Smurfvillage"
27. Trendy Teenage Girl Smurf- Tried to tan herself even though she was blue as Elvis on the bathroon floor. Also pierced her smurf tail when she saw
every rock star was doin it on MTV.
28. Great Balls Of Fire Smurf- Felt he wasn't getting enough attention in the Smurf Village so sometimes he would drop his pants in the middle of
the village and take some lighter fluid and.....BURN!
29. Elephant Size Poop Smurf- Funny this guy ate as much as the rest of the Smurfs, but when he went to the Smurf Potty......FIRE IN THE HOLE!
30. Grain Of Sand Size Poop Smurf- Uhhh opposite of the one above.
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62 Ragtop Herbie with a little extra oomph.
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Herbie
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| posted on June 30th, 2003 at 10:40 PM |
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Or simply
OFF ROAD SMURF!
Cheers, Tony
Sorry if you dont like smurfs or dont see the resemblance between the blue and white buggy and the blue and white cartoons and find it cheerful.
62 Ragtop Herbie with a little extra oomph.
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 Peter Leonard
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| posted on June 30th, 2003 at 11:58 PM |
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That's it. I'm suing herbie for defamation of smurfs and their way of life. Me and gargomel will see you in court. 
let sleeping dubs lie
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KruizinKombi
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| posted on July 1st, 2003 at 12:17 AM |
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I've been considering renaming "Peewee" since I got him. His previous owners called him Peewee because his number plate is PWQ, but it
just doesn't suit him, and certainly won't when (if) I ever finish his 'makeover'.
The question is, what to call him? :o
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Midlife crisis
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My dad called his first beetle Piffy after its numberplate PFY and his Type 3 was bought to transport him to work, so he named it New for Work after
its numberplate NFW. My first beetle was called Herbie (guess who after) and my first Type 3 was Herbie 2 (even had the name on the side of it.
Dad gave me his NFW (which is rusted out), so am rebuilding another on using NFW parts. Therefore the new one is at the moment called tweety
because of the disgusting fluro yellow color, but when on the road and repainted will become New for Work 2 |
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kustomkool
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| posted on July 1st, 2003 at 03:21 PM |
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Herbie your a pisser xlnt stuff I love smurfs.
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KruizinKombi
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| posted on July 1st, 2003 at 03:29 PM |
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After discussing it amongst friends, and after a long chat with him, my kombi shall now be: Kruizin Kelvin, the kombi formerly known
as Peewee. :thumb
Why? Because it's more personal than a name derived from a rego number, and he likes it. I actually wanted to name him 'Klaus', but he didn't like it.:puke
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| posted on July 2nd, 2003 at 12:19 AM |
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Sorry, guys. But you've gotta remember all cars are female:
They take up all of our liquid funds.
We love them, but don't really understand why.
We pour all of our money, love and attention into them - then they embarass us at the most inopportune moment.
We get absolutely proud of them and take them out to impress our mates - and they decide, at this very moment - they're not in the mood.
We spend bucket-loads to improve their cosmetic looks.
They never understand our jokes.
No-one really understands everything they do.
Every guy has a different opinion of what they're really about.
They develop problems that you will never understand, but will suddenly resolve themselves.
And, finally: No-one will ever love her the way you do!
P.S. My secret name for my currrent 'dub is Sharon - the one I should never have let go. Don't tell anyone, as I'm sure any future
girl would not understand...
-For some reason, women think they should be more important than cars - bizzarre!
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jenz58
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| posted on July 2nd, 2003 at 08:56 AM |
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A friend asked me to help name his '58 beetle yesterday, such responsibility :o
Will have to get a feel for it first. That's what I feel is important, getting to know the personality of the ride.
Col, will Kruizin Kelvin get KK for short? So glad there was no other K word in there :o:thumb
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Badassbug
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| posted on July 2nd, 2003 at 10:33 AM |
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I reckon VWs are female too. Sometimes naming from the letters on a number plate isn't good though like mine AVG - all I see is average and I
couldn't call Kate that!
I call her Kate because I am always doing something for her... (as in the band -Something For Kate). A few mates and I came up with that after a few
too many beers one summer afternoon.
Kate and I have had little mishaps along the way but she's never really let me down. She's a battler!
[Edited on 2-7-2003 by Badassbug]
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