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posted on January 27th, 2014 at 08:53 AM



:lol:
As a teen I had a LC torana sedan with that usefulness. hehehe
But I wouldn't have called it a shaggin wagon.

A true shaggin wagon will result in teenage girls blushing and childrens eyes being covered when you pass a church on sunday morning.
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posted on January 27th, 2014 at 07:16 PM



A nice lady at the Motor registry in Townsville asked me to pop the front bonnet to check the engine. I asked her if she would like to move to the rear and I would show her the engine there, she started to shout at me, saying she knew more about cars than I did and made me pop the front bonnet and if I didn't, she wasn't going to register my Super Beetle. She went bright red when she saw there was no engine in the front and scurried off with embarrassment after checking the engine in the rear. Quickest engine inspection it ever had!!
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posted on January 27th, 2014 at 07:18 PM



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A nice lady at the Motor registry in Townsville asked me to pop the front bonnet to check the engine. I asked her if she would like to move to the rear and I would show her the engine there, she started to shout at me, saying she knew more about cars than I did and made me pop the front bonnet and if I didn't, she wasn't going to register my Super Beetle. She went bright red when she saw there was no engine in the front and scurried off with embarrassment after checking the engine in the rear. Quickest engine inspection it ever had!!


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posted on January 27th, 2014 at 08:16 PM



Deadly serious. It made me question the credentials of the people working there.
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posted on January 28th, 2014 at 06:54 AM



:lol: :lol:



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posted on January 28th, 2014 at 12:25 PM



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Deadly serious. It made me question the credentials of the people working there.



They have no idea these days.




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posted on February 1st, 2014 at 07:04 AM



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A nice lady at the Motor registry in Townsville asked me to pop the front bonnet to check the engine. I asked her if she would like to move to the rear and I would show her the engine there, she started to shout at me, saying she knew more about cars than I did and made me pop the front bonnet and if I didn't, she wasn't going to register my Super Beetle. She went bright red when she saw there was no engine in the front and scurried off with embarrassment after checking the engine in the rear. Quickest engine inspection it ever had!!


That's golden, then you could reply with "would you like to discuss your apparent superior vehicular knowledge." love to see one of the old Renault jobs go in there
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posted on February 2nd, 2014 at 03:46 PM



Back in Adelaide i had my old T34 at work one day. Customer came into the bottle shop with his girl friend wanting a pen so he could leave his name and number on this really cool vintage "BMW" that was out in the car park.

I asked was it the grey car with the black roof ? he said "yeah, do you know who ownes it?".

To which i replied "me".

He then went on to say he had to buy it from me as he had wanted a "BMW" like that for years. I smiled and said it's not a BMW it's a VW, he then tried to correct me and say " no its a BMW" and he looked at me like i was a dickhead because i thought my T34 was a VW and not a BMW.

He persisted for the next couple of minutes trying to make me think that he was right and i was wrong, in the end i told him it wasn't for sale, and if it was he couldn't afford it. to which he replied "mate, trust me i can afford it" to which i replied, afford it, you dont even know what it is : )

he then left with his girlfriend, they went out to the car and she pointed out the VW badge on the car, and i saw her laugh at him.

he did not look very happy ... Oh yeah, then they both got in a shitty looking commodore and left.




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posted on February 2nd, 2014 at 07:55 PM



^ Hahahahahaha so perfectly accurate for a Commodore driver!
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posted on February 3rd, 2014 at 08:17 AM



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^ Hahahahahaha so perfectly accurate for a Commodore driver!


nah mate, they're chev drivers.

They all pretty much insist they are chevs lol.




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posted on February 3rd, 2014 at 08:47 AM



Darren..its a VW ..Shut up Sharon :lol:
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posted on February 4th, 2014 at 09:52 PM



i get people driving along side beepin at me sayin "Hey mate your boot is open" stand offs
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posted on February 6th, 2014 at 10:17 AM



I'll tell people my square doesn't have an engine - open the front then open the rear.
Kids have the best questions "what makes it go then?"
I tell them it's powered by love - they don't believe me.




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