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posted on November 20th, 2003 at 05:17 PM


Mmmmm.......ok two can play at this game.......I get to rub fake tan, body lotions and any other sort of creams all over every square inch of naked bodies.

And in regard to the waxing thing.... I could basically be a gynocologist....THATS HOW MUCH I SEE !!!!!!

So try again Herbs. :P:P:P:P:D:D:D:D




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posted on November 20th, 2003 at 06:03 PM


Oh thats a hard one to beat,

all I can add is I am DJing surfers paradise over schoolies { my second job}, Need I go into the perks of being a DJ in a sea of drunk teenage girls?
You can imagine my dillemma!!!:D
you may get to rub them the right way but what are your chances of getting them in the sac?
What am I saying? you're a girl... you need only click your fingers........
I dont think I can wave such magic.

I guess you have to admit, you're on a winner there.

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posted on November 20th, 2003 at 06:29 PM


U gonna be at schoolies right herbie?



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posted on November 20th, 2003 at 06:29 PM


Weeell being a Nurse Ive seen more muffs than I care to have........

I can get the best dressings for my mountain bike scrapes........

I now work in psychiatry so I get to work with real people. Not these over inflated suit and tiny phone types. Except for drug reps.

If any of you ever feel like bleating about how bad life has treated you and woe etc believe me there are many much worse. So much worse that they have never driven or been in a VW :o

Im doing my bestest to fix that.

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posted on November 20th, 2003 at 07:33 PM


Free VW models & the shop paid for a trip to the US Grand Prix in Indianapolis & a side trip to New York. All in the name of product research!
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posted on November 20th, 2003 at 08:24 PM
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Well so far in eight or nine years I have spent six months in the US (paid for with a hire car and got a trip through Cheyenne Mountain and to Las Vegas), Seven months in Bosnia got New Years in Edinburgh for free and took a month leave at the end and went to Italy, Austria, Czech Rep., Switzerland and Germany.
Three months in the desert and visiting Baghdad,
been to places like Nepal, the Solomon Islands, Bangladesh, Pakistan and the UK.
I've gotten to play with satellites for a few years but my normal day to day work now has me in charge of up to 30+ tradies, I am the local boss and MY boss is over 2000km away from me.
I get a uniform to wear so don't have to worry about what I need to coordinate at work and get to play with lots of cool destructive toys when I want to!
Oh, free medical and dental as well! Only drawback is 24hr callout.




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posted on November 20th, 2003 at 08:39 PM


Hmm, herbie, penguin, and Y2K all seem tied for best job:P



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posted on November 21st, 2003 at 02:19 PM


just thinking...Y2K...is it ur own business? if not....would u open your own and call it "volk-shaven" ??
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posted on November 21st, 2003 at 02:42 PM


hey dave,
that jump that looks like a safety jump is me running from the back of a hercules out the side door towards the spiining propellors, only to exit and be hit by the massive amount of prop wash that you get from a plane travelling at over 200kmph. And now i am fully qualified to jump as i finish off my course with two jumps in the pitch blackness of Wagga Wagga at 3am this morning.:bounce




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posted on November 21st, 2003 at 05:43 PM


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just thinking...Y2K...is it ur own business? if not....would u open your own and call it "volk-shaven" ??
ehehehhe:P

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Thats sounds sweeeeeet, I'd love to call it that but its not my own business. And i love spending money on my bug so i cant save enough to open one up. Thanks for the suggestion though, that would be great. I'd get all the volksie girls and maybe some guys coming to me for a wax.:o
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posted on November 22nd, 2003 at 01:30 PM


Well I don't get to wax things but i do sleep with my hairdresser. and when i'm not sleeping I get to play with these, which is kinda cool.

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posted on November 22nd, 2003 at 04:09 PM


ok if Y2k is a girl herbie wins
unless.............hmmmmmmmm
do many fat chicks get muff waxes ? :puke

anyway Kafer u get to flie those things or what??
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posted on November 22nd, 2003 at 04:19 PM


fotgot...........

did a private functin the other nite. 18th birthday, just girl, all mint and got them drunk ;) and then they asked me to go out with thtem after to 7 nite club........
so i went out.........

but im a good bloke, well........i jsut wanted to keep my job........ !

DAMN THEY WERE ALL KILLER LOOKERS !!
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posted on November 22nd, 2003 at 04:22 PM


Unless......hmmmmm
Ya never know hehehehe
Nah im straight but whats better than watching a girl(me) rip wax from another girls muff or rubbing fake tan into her skin. hehehe Doesn't do anything for me but i think there's some guys out there who get very excited.




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posted on November 22nd, 2003 at 04:25 PM


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do many fat chicks get muff waxes ? :puke




Nah no fat chicks, just the backpackers and the local byron girls.




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posted on November 23rd, 2003 at 04:30 PM


Kafer69 you must be a RAAFy,
the arch enemy of the paratrooper.
Damn that friday button that you guys have in the herc's and bu's




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posted on November 23rd, 2003 at 04:34 PM


i work at eagle boys so free pizza is the good perk about my job
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posted on November 23rd, 2003 at 04:47 PM
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Well, I too work at woolworths but I was smart and got out of stores 2 years ago! I work on the IT Help Desk and I get the discounts at stores etc as well as a good Salary and overtime and a great shift. No weekend work unless I want the overtime and I work with a great bunch of people who love playing with all my VW toys!
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posted on November 23rd, 2003 at 08:23 PM


Sorry buzzbug not a RAAFY many years ago different story now, Just keep them flying.
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posted on November 23rd, 2003 at 09:41 PM


Use of a panel and paint shop after hours/ weekends. :D



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posted on November 23rd, 2003 at 09:59 PM


I get the same perks as you Helbus, im a aprentice pannel beater. :D I take my bus down now and then to do some work:thumb
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posted on November 23rd, 2003 at 10:03 PM


It will take time, but with patience you will get there. Good luck with the apprenticeship. :thumb



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posted on November 24th, 2003 at 09:20 PM


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posted on November 25th, 2003 at 05:25 AM


Hardware store. Biggest perks are spending too much on tools and being able to help out people who have no idea what they're doing. and the obvious kudos when they all come back smiling after doing something they didn't think they could.
the sucky things are as always the fact that it's retail, and where money changes hands people get very protective and ornery, and that some customers are just plain assholes. My store has arguably got the best rep on the north shore, but I hear Bunnings pays better.... *thinks* and the new boss is trying to run the store like a hobby farm..... and being up to your armpits in concrete dust kinda sucks... and not a lot of honeys come in to hardware stores... ahh bugger it. :D




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posted on November 25th, 2003 at 06:15 AM


hey y2k how much for a back crack and sack? :D



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Be careful what you wish for.... She also sidelines as a dominatrix!!!!:party



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posted on November 25th, 2003 at 08:03 PM


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I think i win this.
I wax muffs all day long.........
Im a beauty therapist, now beat that.:P:D


Ruff Ruff wax my..................:o




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posted on November 25th, 2003 at 08:08 PM


You been talking to jonti too much dude ;)



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posted on November 25th, 2003 at 08:31 PM


I work in a photolab so the perks are ok:
I see what every one else gets up too in their pictures.
Also a shop full of chics is a bonus but their bitchin can get on my nerves.... as for others- i get all my photo gear at cost so that helps
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