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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 10:21 AM |
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I've also cut my head open 5 times. Tripped over my borther legs playing cars and cracked into the door jam [3 stiches], walked into a wooden swing[4 stiches], had a tin can thrown at me [no stiches], had another tin can swung at me in a plastic bag [no stiches], and fell off my bike [nostiches].....all before I was 12. Also dislocated my kneecap playing cricket a few years ago now. If anyone hasn'y seen a dislocated kneecap - think
about pushing your kneecap around to the outside of your knee - you'll get the picture.
Squiz....
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 10:42 AM |
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i haven't had any broken bones...just lots of bleeding and stitches.
and cause i handle it so well, i get called in for my nephew...his mother faints at sight of blood.
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 10:49 AM |
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ouch squizy..
i myself have been pretty accident free...at least the physical ones...
my kids are making up for it in droves...
my son has a disslocated shoulder (from birth) which, because he has a high pain theshold, and therefore no crying...it wasn't noticed of r2 weeks
he has put his foot through a bike wheel and ripped off the skin ont he bottom (started wearing shoes after that..)
choke on xmas eve..actually turned blue. purple lips...everyone at party stopped & panicked, and so I tipped him upside down, and his dad hit his
back firmly to dislodge it...u know..one hand on back..other hitting his own hand....if u hit it directly for a young child u can break their ribs.
fell into a swimming pool/ he was hugging an aunty from behind...she turned around, and he fell straight in...she went into shock...just stood
there....i had to run over to get him out (he was going in for the third time)
ohhh. the things he's done...adn hes only 2.5yo
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 10:57 AM |
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"biggest homophobe ever"
My dad's not, he once asked me if I was a lesbian....that was a weird conversation.
I have a huge family....we've all done some really stupid things....can't remember any right now though, but it'll come to me. |
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 11:10 AM |
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i think we try to 'not remember' for a reason
I'm waiting until old age, and then all the silly things we've done will keep me laughing until I die.
I came from large family too...their were eleven of us. three have passed away.
we did everything....especially the naughty stuff.
blowing up cars - brother
exploding fire - brother (got me though)
moving car without looking (he was only 6 after all)- another brother
my sister who stayed out with friends at xmas, got drunk, couldn't come home.....mum & dad were so angry...all the xmas pressies were inteh back
under blankets...lol
so many memories...
but now it's my kids turn
so silly to see them doing same things we did, but getting caught....and hear my mum say...u did that u know.....
my daughter once tried throwing heself up in a towel (remember throwing ppl in a blanket...she thought she could do it herself)
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 11:10 AM |
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i have heaps of tiem to talk...no fridge, no car....just waiting
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 11:21 AM |
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no stitches, though I should have had them on four separate occasions. Dad just puts a band-aid on it even if it's down to the bone (machete on
hand). But then that's not suprising considering my Dad has had a angle grinder disc explode on him and a peice about the size of a half of one go
into his calf. he just tied his sock around it and walks to the car and get driven the hour to the hospital. (this was up at my farm near Warwick). I
shoulda had stitches that time in school when my mate chucked a bit of tile at me in the pool, and I went to catch it to throw it back and it was
pointy and speared into my hand inbetween the knuckles of my 1st and 2nd fingers. I got in trouble for getting out of the pool untill the teacher saw
my hand. I had a whole towel wrapped around it. Then one of my other friends accidentally slashed my arm open with a razor in art. (I got him back a
month later when I punched him and he passed out and fell off the desk and hit his head on the desk and the chair on the way down. thats when he found
out he had a low pain threshold) The same guy also embedded a inch long piece of graphite from a pacer in my arm (it's still there) when he went to
punch me and forgot he was holding it. Then Riiaan/Blackmath stabbed me in the hand when I went to sit on the loungechair he was on. :duh
I've got too much scar tissue....
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 11:53 AM |
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I had my nose broken (only break I've had but plenty of dislocations) by a soup bowl accidently thrown at a party then had to re-set the nose myself
- only thing you can see from the event is the scar where the bowl sliced the skin open
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 11:53 AM |
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Also had plenty of stitches
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 11:56 AM |
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Worst dislocations were the right collarbone ion at the neck and when put back it the ambo pinched the nerves so walked around for 6 months with the
head tilted to the right side - then dislocated it again geeting on the Perisher triple chair and had to put it back in myself while the mate with me
threw up on the skiers below- all's good now.
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 11:57 AM |
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Left should had to have a reconstruction as I had dislocated it about 5 times a week for 2 years and pinned also as the pectoral muscle was totally
destroyed - ah the joy of pain adn having to put it back in - makes Mel Gibson's efforts look like he's a pussy
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 12:06 PM |
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head tiliting would have looke funny..not felt funny, but looking it.
I have no stitches (except from child birth....and that is a WHOLE other story, not to be told unless I am drunk, or ur drunk...one of the two)
but my kids do..
my daughter was mucking around in shower...u know dancing singing to brush etc...slipped, reached out for soap holder, it broke, and some how feel
bakcwards so it cut her arms open.....ouch
i am so grateful i have seniour first aid certs...
guy giving it to me thought i was funny f**k
in every answer they ask, how woudl u fix this....i'd answer ring ambulance, get them to send a car (it's free u know..and we keep them employed
this way) get them to talk me through whole procedure untill someone smarter (and who's not vommitting) arrives.
i got top points..
he said everytime the first thing to do is call and ask...
inc ase u do something wrong that makes things worst.
ALSO FOR THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW.....DO NOT CALL 000 ON UR MOBILE...CALL 112 WORLDWIDE OKAY!
every carrier in every country HAS AGREED THAT SHOULD SOMEONE ON A MOBILE CALL 112 THEN regardless of whether there is any credit, or carrier is not
in that area, u will be patched into an emergency service closest to u.
so remember, mobiles are 112.
helps with kids like mine
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 12:08 PM |
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fossil, ur da man....
crazy man that is.
why did u not go get the surgery??
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 12:08 PM |
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still no fridge and no tea...
i need a cup of tea...
i'd do anything for one...
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 12:30 PM |
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:cry:cry:cry
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 12:30 PM |
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i so badly need a cup of tea...
:cry
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:12 PM |
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surgery on what ?
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:13 PM |
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if nose then :cry
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:14 PM |
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re nose - was in the Solomon Islands working and it happened @ 2.00 am when were all pissed
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:17 PM |
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t'was the only option - had into the esky, grabbed the ice -cupped it the hands around the nose until I felt nothing then snapped it back
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:18 PM |
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damn bowl coming at me and zigged and syead of zagged - broke the bowl the f'n thing
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:23 PM |
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yehhh but u got to bring something home u didn't need to declare to customs..
i was talking about ur shoulder...u said it kept popping out all the time...why not get it fixed asap, ratehr than yrs later??
didn't it make u wanna :cry in pain??
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:25 PM |
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shoulder well that originated in the Solomon's running the hash house harriers. didn't trust them up there as others who had surgery usually ended
up with major infections - and hey it was a good party joke to pull
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:26 PM |
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no real :cry pain to speak off. wake up at 2.00 am and it's popped out so pop it back in - problem was trying to sit up in bed to do it
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 01:29 PM |
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Krazy am I - wife says the same - it keeps me sane
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hmmmmm, i have too many scars to remember them all, last count was 50+ from memory.... some of the more memorable ones from my childhood...
cracked my fore head open rolling down the stairs for fun. smashed it open on the concrete and now have a scar across the forehead but in a wrinkle
line so not too noticeable
numerous scars on my head from riding without a bike helmet and doing jumps and subsquently stacking it many a time... i refrain from shaving my head
as i look like a chess board hahahah
seven sets of dog bites courtesy of 7 different dogs. 1 on my foot, 3 on my legs, 2 on my arms and 1 beside my eye.
5cm scar along the bottom of my foot from trying to kick a football on my grandads verandah on my birthday. turns out the football was on top of a
nail that had risen up.  YOUCH
hmmmm, 3 knee operations, drilling, screws etc
racing my bmx through some red lights, standing up really givin it a fang and swayin the handlebars side to side i pulled em a bit to far and they
jacknifed. i went over the top and the lack of hand grips on the handlebars meant the open ended bar dug into my thing right beside my man bit as i
went airborne over the top. got a scar the size of a 50 cent piece at least there, farkin hurt too...
scar on my guts from when i did a big jump on the bmx and the handlebars decided to come apart from the rest of the bike mid air. turns out the goose
neck was rusted to the doghouse and the remainder of it stickin out took me out when i hit the deck...
ahhh, too many power tool injuries to talk about..
i think im spent for now... there is loads more but i repress them hahaha!
you should see my father though.. use to work on trawlers.. now is was one tough scarred bastard.. he would of cut himself open big time with a
grinder or something and wouldnt of even noticed it but will be standing in a pool of blood.. not even gettin run over a mini truck could stop him..
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 02:10 PM |
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hey, ur handle bars one...my nephew has that oen as well...shit loads of stitches..
he also had one on ahc of his wrists...now let me thik, the last one was when he fell ontop of a broken bottles....the other was he fell thru a door,
or punched it...
fossil, ur wifes rite...ur crazy
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a little while ago we were out in the park near our house playing football when i spied a big beehive hanging off a tree.....we all went over to
investigate and grabbed the digi camera for some pics....it was as big as a small tyre and i said to daughter no 2 (6yo) don't touch, disturb or
throw anything at that beehive as mummy is so allergic if I get stung I will die. So she looks me point blank and picks up a stick and throws it
straight at the beehive.
Thank god she missed otherwise you fine folk would have never heard this story.
She's the devil incarnate - blonde haired blue eyed devil.
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once when we were kids we were out on a family fishing expedition up the goulburn river near seymour....my younger brother was attempting to fly fish
and of course i had to walk right behind him just as he was casting off....got a nice lure in my cheek about 2 cms below my eye.
i hate fishing.
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| posted on March 4th, 2005 at 02:58 PM |
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not surprised julie-anne
hmm..not going fishing with my crew...i am sure that'd be next for me...
i am stilling waiting for my fridge...
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