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| posted on September 3rd, 2004 at 08:56 AM |
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I think byronbus knows how to use them....but I could be wrong....
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Hey all.....i've been in bed sick all week so i hope you all missed me.:kiss
Looks like i've missed the usual lowering banter with afew sexist comments thrown in from an intruder....:vader |
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| posted on September 3rd, 2004 at 09:32 AM |
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I to have been sick but soldiered on (except for yesterday)
Had to laugh apparantly y'day while I was off sick the boss during our normal weekly meeting commented on the growing trend for taking sickies (i've
had about 5 in 2.5 years).
To-day the boss is off sick......lost all credability again...he...he...
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| Quote: | Hmmm....I must be
older than all our cars....BUT not put together.....AND I don't mind being lowered.....
[Edited on 2-9-2004 by jenz58]
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Thats funny, you oldies are a lot of fun...a bit raunchy though Jen...
As for the crash box, fix it its broken. My ole girl is 2 years older and she rides much nicer, none of this in and out garbage, and being
gentle...mine just goes in like a well lubricated and working gearbox should...slides in and out like it was made to do...
Kafer, not sure about the KLUB VW guy, i dont like anonymous critcism, often someone stirring up trouble, could have been Rob, he's a real stirrer of
trouble...
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Kafer, I can drive my crash box oval, pige was playing a bit, and i had Rob next to me feeding me all this bulls#@$ about the history of the gearbox
and its romantic side, how a bloke meant to do anything with that in his ear...not to mention the haircut distracting me...
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by jenz58
Excuse me guys but.....and I haven't considered the knife GET!! :cussing
Hmmm....I must be older than all our cars....BUT not put together.....AND I don't mind being lowered.....
What did I just say...you can censor this one....maybe I should..... :blush
Mandi...HELP...damn she's too young!!!
Zac...you spent too much time in Califiornia...sunny and looking at scenery....OK you'd come on when you could get free internet...but NOT good
enough.....We expected you to devote every minute to us and the VW cause........ :p
Think I'll just go crawl under a rock now..........
pyro are you the only sane one left here? :jesus :duh :alien
....and oh...I got a delivery today an original solid exterior visor for Bel!!! :bounce:bounce
Dropping it in tomorrow for her
....should I censor now I'm back...I did
[Edited on 2-9-2004 by jenz58]
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hey peeps, just dropping in for a quick cuppa ,, hey jenz, don't stress,
old wrinklies rock. I plan on growing old ungracefully. Once you start to skrink and prunifiy it aint a bad thing.. means you get to freak kiddies out
with your dentures and if you yell out obcene comments in public or say something..well just plain odd...hey you can always blame it on dementia.. I
struggle on a daily basis being a yungun without an excuse,, mind you tis funny when the dentures fall out on the bus... The only excuse I have is to
proudly announce the top ones were lost in a pub brawl, and the bottom ones went because I like chewing on tallie caps..
Apparently with age comes wisdom..... apparently..... prob is what good is all this newfound wisdom when you have alzheimers anyway?? :P or is that
where you insert the saying..'ignorance is bliss'...mann gotta go now getting too deep and philisophical now... :puke |
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Rob, I'll call you tonight, where we gunna store the ole girl???
Im taking the bay yoot to sydney in the holidays and going to drive the split daily, so the oval can go in the shed, but want her roadworthy before i
take her back to byron...
Anyone want to buy the bay singlecab???
Or times are desperate, the oval????
Storage is a problem at the moment and dont want her outside to rot, better off selling her if i cant store her...
I've become a regular on this private thread and no one seems to care, all love and acceptance...
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Its not a private thread........most people welcome!!:P
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Yeah
I think Pige was a bit shocked that I let someone else at her wheel. She may have been protesting a bit!
And Zac. I think you should get a movie called "The street fighter". In the USA I think it was called "hard times" starring Charles Bronson" Then
you can see how good an old fella can fight!
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Mandie wondered where you were...hope your feeling better... :sandrine
$2 .........I'm really working hard on the wisdom in old age bit....tend to laps badly at times :blush
byronbus...raunchy......ALWAYS..... :p
....haven't you always been here??? .... Oh no!!! ......alzheimers.....
Never tempt me with a single cab.....damn...I'd love one....
kafer...sick too!! Hope getting better...must have been the weekend alone with the kids that did it.....
...crash box conversions...too late at night.....what?
Took Bel her new original solid metal exterior sun visor over today....gunna be painted and put on her.... :kiss
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Hey Jenz
Ya didn't mention me! , Im just gunna go and sulk in the corner now! Might
even have to have a bundy while im there!
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heh..i double clucth all the time..i love watching peoples faces when they see a learner driver doing it!. me still having not got my full licence.
that will happen when i get back tho..like a few days after i get back.
i miss driving...drove in the us though..that was fun.
neways, photos are almost up.
http://photos.yahoo.com/zjsmits
http://photos.yahoo.com/mad_bison2003
zac
vw's are up
http://au.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/mad_bison2003/album?.dir=/9bcf
i think
[Edited on 3-9-2004 by zac_smits]
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Rob I'm so sorry I didn't mention you...it was so late and I couldn't think....Don't let them talk you into lowering pige...ONLY if you want
to.... :thumb
Actually mention you...I was typing away....but tthe text went in between another part of the post which would have seemed weirder than normal for my
posts....I thought I'd cut it to repaste but deleted it instead...I was too tired to retype it.....never the same retyping anyway...
Hey I bought a really good book on stencil graffiti today...so will take pics of the sort of stuff I like and see what you all think of it...and
whether you think it would look good on Bel's doors....If yes...then I have to search here for an artist to do it for me..... Well it's something
I'd thought about last year...before the resto started...I'm trying to picture it on her......and what I actually want....
Zac going to look at your pics now...
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iooo have a look at this bull-shit email meassage that i just got...
"Dear Zac,
It is difficult to explain exactly why but with every passing day I feel a
little bit closer to you. This began from the very first moment that we entered
into contact, which was now 14th March 2002 when I started to feel strong
vibrations which have been amplified by the time and I believe that this is the
reason I write to you so often. As a result of these strong feelings I made an
important discovery about you Zac and it is very important that I tell you about
this now.
Zac, what I am about to tell you is extremely important and I am going to have
to ask for all of your attention.
I have come to realize that you do not use the incredible potential which you
have inside of you to the fullest and certain of your considerable capacities
are completely unused. This is a real shame as I now know that you are someone
very different and that you have immense qualities which are simply not
exploited. Your potential is stifled and has been for quite some time now and I
think that this is a real waste. In the rest of this letter I am going to give
you a precise example to show you in which situation you are at the moment.
I would like to tell you that even though you may find all this very strange
because up to now we have only known each other through the emails we exchange,
I fully understand how you feel at this time, I know who you are, what you are
feeling and how you are living. As way of proof, here are certain aspects of
your personality which you are no doubt already aware of but which I wish to you
to demonstrate to you just how well I know you:
This is what I can sense about you Zac. The first point is that, and this is why
it will be difficult to convince you about all of this, you are a person with
fresh an innovative ideas and are not willing to settle for what others tell
you. You have to see things for yourself and if you don't like what you see or
what you hear you will change it. As a matter of fact recently you have been
energized by thoughts of exciting changes but have not acted due to fear. You
are terrified of failing and making the wrong choice and I think that this stems
from the fact that although you don't always consciously admit this but deep
down inside you need the respect and admiration of others. I can even say that
without a doubt, Zac, you are your own strongest critic. You have a tenancy to
be too hard on yourself. Your unique perspective in life has been forged from
the school of hard knocks,and you know deep down inside that you are better for
having gone through what you have endured. I am getting the distinct sense that
you are street smart and you value this ability much more than classroom smarts
that others may have. I can see that the experiences you had in life have made
you a bit more perspective than most . You are wise beyond your years in many
ways. This has been noticed by your family and friends as those who are closest
to you say that you are a very fair person and some seek your counsel because of
this. Zac it's very clear that you are a person of strong moral character and
you are trustworthy to a fault. You have actually been in a situation or two
because you were perhaps a bit too trusting. I would like to say that I really
appreciate your relationship with other people and I have also noticed that you
have a certain paradox within you. I will now give you a couple of examples of
this paradox. Zac, you are an unusually generous person, with the genuine desire
to help others, but you also have a bit selfish side. It's this taking care of
yourself that allows you to better take care of others. I can also perceive
another paradox Zac. You believe that telling a little white lie can sometimes
be necessary and you don't always tell the truth, mostly because you don't want
to hurt the other person's feelings. but at the same time, you have very strong
values and definite sense of right and wrong. In this day of questionable
characters, you feel grounded by your strong values. I could speak about you for
hours Zac but what you must retain from all of this is that you have an enormous
amount of latent potential which you sometimes come close to realizing as you
are often frustrated with the fact that others don't always recognize this or
appreciate what you could offer. I can tell you that there is a very strong aura
around you and an energy that is truly powerful. I am sensing vibrations from
you much more intense than those I experience with most clients. Your intuition
and your power may be one reason why you are drawn to astrology readings and
psychic experiences. Finally I would like to conclude with another point. You
know what you have inside of you and you have known for some time now that you
have been given certain talents.... very special talents unique only to you. and
while you have known of these abilities , you haven't fully acted on them now,
have you ?
I hope that these few lines have convinced you Zac that I strongly perceive who
you are and what you are feeling. You already know most of what I have written
about however you may not realize to what extent the potential within you is
really powerful and here is an example which could help to illustrate what I am
trying to tell you.
Imagine a person who has never known any modern technology (for example someone
living in the heart of a dense jungle). One day this person is given a radio
tuned in to a very precise radio station and he finds it suddenly extraordinary
to be able to listen to music through what is essentially a small box. He is
told that to listen to this music he need only press the 'on' button without
having to do anything else to listen to this music. This person thinks this
radio is a wonderful invention and then spends a number of years listening to
this radio and to the same program as the radio stays on the same station all of
the time. And then one day someone else comes along and shows him that there are
a multitude of other stations and frequencies to listen to with many other
programs that can be as interesting as the first.... You are in the position of
this person Zac and your potential can be compared to this radio. Your potential
is not yet fully exploited and you are not yet aware of certain of your hidden
talents. I find myself in the place of the person who's duty is to show you
exactly how you can tune in to these new frequencies. This is a metaphorical
example but it demonstrates clearly the situation in which you find yourself at
this time.
Considering the important information which I have discovered about you Zac, I
know that it is possible to help you through this key moment in your life and I
also know that this change can be considered as a rebirth of sorts as you are
not really who you thought you were - you are in fact much much more than this
and you need to want to make this change happen with all of your heart and soul.
I am now going to explain how we can work together to allow you to liberate this
potential which has been stifled and unexploited for so many years now. Here is
how I will proceed and this will be in 3 separate stages.
1) Firstly it is essential to prepare your spiritual essence, your mental being
and your emotional resources to purify and eliminate all knots and blockages. To
do this you must work on the seven energy centres of the body which we call the
Chakra points. Chakras are whirlpools of energy situated at various points of
our bodies. They are aligned from the base of the spinal column to the top of
the head (the first is at the base of the spinal column, the second just above
the belly button, the third is alongside the solar plexus, the fourth is near
the heart, the fifth at the base of the throat, the sixth is on the forehead and
the seventh is at the summit of the head). Our personal experiences create
blockages at different places and between different Chakra points and these
blockages rather than completely closing these whirlpools of energy instead mean
that the energy flow is stunted or limited. This stranglehold which our previous
experiences impose on our Chakra points prevent us from living completely at
ease and in complete comfort with our inner being and at our full strength. What
I offer to produce for you is a complete cleansing of your Chakra points to rid
you of the pollution which stops you from opening them completely. By cleaning
these Chakra points from the knots which now bind them I will be able to help
you release your vital energy. After this initial cleansing Zac you will most
likely feel reborn, full of enthusiasm and exuberance just like when you were a
little child. This second birth is accompanied by a fluid and lightweight joy
which ensures that life is a party at any given moment!
2) Secondly, I am going to act in a very strong and decisive manner to protect
you from certain exterior pressures and to place you in a stable, positive and
above all beneficial environment. You will be sheltered from the negative
elements and the stress which have hassled you for quite some time now. This
will be psychic work, using magnetic energy, and this will be the first of my
tasks. You have no active role to play in this stage of things, you will simply
start feeling it's effects very shortly. You will start to feel more confident
Zac, more energetic, happier and little by little you will feel liberated from
your fears and worries and you capital chance will reach a maximum level. You
will also feel a protective barrier around you, you will have the impression
that nothing and no-one can resist you, you will feel stronger and more than
capable over-coming any obstacles in your path. You should also be ready for
those around you, your friends and family, to notice certain important changes
in you and that they remark this change for the better. As a matter of fact Zac,
I should mention that as I knew that this first task would take some time to
complete I have already made a start on it and as you read this letter you
should be feeling a certain positive warmth deep within you, accompanied by
excitement. These feelings are not with you by chance, they are the first fruits
of the work I am doing for you and with your blessing I will continue with this
work to liberate you from the stress and tensions which have dogged you in the
past and to help boost your capital chance to it's maximum.
3) The next stage of my work for you Zac is what I will call a 'Great Book of
Revelation' which will certainly be one of the most important documents which
you will have ever received in your life so far. I am absolutely sure of this
considering the vital importance of the information which I have discovered
about you and I have a great many things to reveal to you. This Book explains my
findings in clear and simple language and I will take the time to explain things
to you in detail as I know that certain of my findings will surprise you. I
should warn you however that after taking into account that which I have felt
concerning you and that which I have discovered by looking at your astral
configuration and the range of astrological readings which I have also done for
you that you will certainly feel a certain guilt and regret when reading this
Book. You will regret not having reacted before and guilty that you do not yet
use your talents to their fullest potential in all situations. You need these
talents in your life and you have not known how to really use them before. You
will feel just like the person which I described above Zac, all of a sudden you
will discover a host of new frequencies after having listened to the same one
for so many years and you will realize that these frequencies are much more
interesting than the one you have listened to in the past. This is why I have
spoken to you about a rebirth and it is essential that your reaction is a
positive one and that you cease to regret what you have not done in the past and
that you turn towards your future. Here is exactly what you can find in your
'Great Book of Revelation':
- I will tell you how to develop and release the full strength of your
intuition.
- I will tell you how to be aware of certain events before they even take place.
- I will tell you how to longer suffer unfortunate events, you will instead
direct and control your life with strength and dynamism.
- I will tell you how to protect yourself much more easily as you will discover
how to avoid certain of life's pitfalls.
- I will tell you how to be more sensitive to those around you and will find
that people listen more closely to what you say.
- I will tell you how to emit a great magnetic energy which those around you
will perceive as an enveloping force.
- I will tell you how you can feel balanced and in greater harmony with
yourself.
- I will tell you how you can liberate yourself from the tensions and obstacles
which are within you and which have so far stopped you from completely
expressing yourself.
- I will tell you how to release the energy within you which you were previously
unaware of.
- I will tell you how to surround yourself and those you are close to with a
strongly positive energy.
- I will tell you how to understand yourself better and will evolve your desires
and feelings on all levels.
- I will tell you how you can learn to be much more decisive in your life.
Zac, you will now understand why this book will be one of the most important which you have ever received. It is essential that you confirm to me that
you want this Book on the web pages which I will give you below so that I can get straight to work on these 3 tasks for you and so you can begin your
rebirth and change your life completely. Here is the page where you will be able to ask me to begin this Book for you:
http://www.astro-group.com/cgi-bin/revelations_chakra.cgi?code=MJCwXbu3RMCd&a...
or this one which is secure
https://ssl.aitec.fr/cgi-bin/revelations_chakra.cgi?code=MJCwXbu3RMCd&R=%...
As soon as I receive your confirmation on this page I will get straight to work so as not to lose any more time and to set you firmly on the route to
personal liberation. You will finally be able to exploit the fabulous potential which I have felt in you and which I have taken as my responsibility
to bring out.
I place a great deal of importance in our relationship and I will always be at
your complete disposal.
Your friend,
Angela"
Hmm, i don't remember her :S:S
hahahaha, zac
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| posted on September 4th, 2004 at 10:28 PM |
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Zac what was in those emails you exchanged???!!!!! OMG!!!
She/it/they had a big build up of return communication since that first contact back in 14th March 2002 :jesus !!!!!
At your complete disposal....you should be very exited or get a restraining order....one of the two?
Good luck...I didn't read it all....way too mcuh information there......
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| posted on September 5th, 2004 at 04:38 AM |
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neither did i jenz..netiher did i. i got thruabout the first paragraph and then skipped to the end to see what the f@@k was going on. dodgy people
though eh? even got my birthday right as well..must've got my details from somehwere.
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| posted on September 5th, 2004 at 04:48 PM |
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Spooky ....Zac
Who have you been talking to? she might be a stalker!
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| posted on September 5th, 2004 at 10:20 PM |
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maybe i should ask her what her measurements are? and more importantly, how many veedubs she owns!!!
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| posted on September 5th, 2004 at 10:46 PM |
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cmon jenz...i keep refreshing the page and you still haven't posted!!!!
*bored*
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| posted on September 5th, 2004 at 10:51 PM |
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Zac it takes sooooo long to scroll past that email.... :jesus
So bizarre what some people are doing out there to ring suckers in.... and even more bizarre when suckers get ringed in!!! :alien
I'd hate to know what info of mine is circulating out there in cyberland....and don't ever want to get too paranoid about it either..... I'd miss
the forum too much.... :kiss
Shows how slack their system is Zac...knew nothing about the VW's.....If they did then they might had had you in the palm of their hands eating
willingly.....
....mmmmm....what would tempt me to fall for one of these scams? They better keep the email short and not put me to sleep reading it.....
So Rob....pige....lowered yet or not.....
What happening out there?
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i dunno jenz...everything seems pretty dead to me, and it's only 2pm here.
here's a joke then.
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !''
shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the
rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with
the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
hehehehehe
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lol....good one Zac....but I was sorta waiting for a punch line sorta like that.
So how's it back in the UK? A bit dull after California?
Are you back working now at the school or on hol's still?
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| posted on September 5th, 2004 at 11:15 PM |
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damn u jenz...i knew you'd get the first page..i was hoping just one mroe would fit on the last page tho :P:P
yeh i'm back at work..have a day off tho as it's sunday and i did a shitload of work the past three days.
yeh the uk's a little less interesting, but at the moment it is blue skies and it's sunny...rather amazing really.
well now that you've decided to caht, i'm going out for a wakl and then i'm giong to hope in the pool and have a swim i think.
later,
zac
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| posted on September 6th, 2004 at 06:43 AM |
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Morning all...hope we all had a good weekend, and for those of us men who have children, yesterday would have been a very special day.
Mine was a very special day as it was also my mums birthday. So as a double celebration we went to watch her play the bagpipes at the Plough Inn at
Southbank. Ahhhh the sweet sounds of bagpipes *still suffering from a tormented childhood of countless years listening to many cats being tortured*
but it was a good day. How many mothers out there can play the bagpipe solo from ACDC, long way to the top in their late 60's
And while we were enjoying a beautiful day out in the Brisbane sunshine 3 lowlife f@#$ers were breaking into my house and planning to take my hard
earned stuff. Now unfortunately fellas you were so f$@#ing stupid you used your own very distinctive car parked it outside my home in full daylight
allowing my neighbour to get a very good description of your car and the first 3 letters from your number plate.
So now that I now roughly where you live (thanks to a friend) i'm going to find you and F*@# you up and then find your mates and give them the same
pleasure.
So I hope my dvd player, my computer and my kids sony playstation is a lot of fun.
Sorry but I'm relly pissed.
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| posted on September 6th, 2004 at 06:46 AM |
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Thats gotta suck....when you "find them" tie them down and get ya mutha to play the bagpipes right next to their ears. Then flog 'em. Hope it all
works out.:bounce
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| posted on September 6th, 2004 at 08:56 AM |
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awww kafer man that fu*king sucks!!!
over the holidays someone got my laptop and threw it out the 2nd story window on the roof, where it sat for two weeks in the rain, with a smashed
screen. and to which i returned after my great california holiday.
but, for some amazing reason, although the screen is fucked, the HD still spins up and all mys stuff is okay, and i can still boot the computer with
an external monitor attached. oh, and get those shitheads who stole your stuff too!
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Kafer, im up for a beating if you need a hand...lets get um after action day, that'll be long enough for Rob to grow his bead and his mullet...
Did you call the police, wont they chase them up???
My mates car was stolen from brisbane on friday night, cops found it on sat morning and lost it, the guy stole it again...
Its probably better if we take it into our own hands...i have really big socket welded onto a really big bar, it would be self defence...
Hope justice is done
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Oh no Kafer...thats so horrible.I'm so sorry to hear that & can completely sympathise with you as i too have had my house robbed.Along with the
pain in the arse of having all you're material stuff stolen,just the sick feeling of knowing those fuckers were in your house & the weird feeling
that comes with that as anyone whos been robbed will know.I found myself for so long feeling so angry & every noise i heard or person i saw near
my place that i hadn't seen before i would wonder if that was them???I would play back the events of the day & just do the whole "i wish i'd
got home as they were doing it" scenario along with all the shit & pain i wanted to cause them...it really is something that makes you so mad
& fucks with your head.I truly hope you find them & give the little fuckers what they deserve!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!
P.S...sorry for all the F's....it just makes me sooooooooooo mad.:cussing
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| posted on September 6th, 2004 at 11:22 AM |
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what did you edit mandie???
Im lucky, had my car broken into and fuel stolen several times, but not my house. Infact I think its wide open right now and im at work and there is
$90 in the drawer...yeek, its byron though, i lose my keys if i dont leave them in the ignition...
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| posted on September 6th, 2004 at 11:24 AM |
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Yep...spoken to police. Gotta go early today to let the finger print dudes in.
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