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 donn
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| posted on February 12th, 2013 at 06:46 PM |
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A bit of religion, yes I know, a banned subject
A CHURCH STORY
A small church had a very attractive, buxom organist named Linda. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled as she played.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper, straight-laced church ladies were appalled. They said
something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached Linda, very discreetly,
about the problem, and advised her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should
cause them to shrink in size just a little, and become much firmer. She then warned her not to try to eat, or even taste the green persimmons,
because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for awhile. The voluptuous organist
reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said....
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday"
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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HappyDaze
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| posted on February 12th, 2013 at 06:56 PM |
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Did he confess?......I hope he made a clean breast of it.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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68BUS
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| posted on February 12th, 2013 at 07:07 PM |
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Best to get it off his chest and all out in front of him.
1966 Aussie 11 Window
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Allbones
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| posted on February 12th, 2013 at 07:56 PM |
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Bet he would have felt like a real boob afterwards.
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beetleboyjeff
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| posted on February 12th, 2013 at 08:12 PM |
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Oops. He made a booboo.
From your ole' mate Jeff
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68AutoBug
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| posted on February 12th, 2013 at 09:33 PM |
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Good one Donn.. lol
Lee
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bajachris88
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| posted on February 13th, 2013 at 01:26 AM |
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By minister you mean pope right?
explains his retirement yesterday  , musta been naughty to step
down...
I spose stepping down then is one way for him to keep 'abreast' with his own words of wisdom...
Otherwise he would have been in a 'handful' of trouble...
and thus find difficulty 'bouncing' back his followers trust...
and then...
ah bugger it 'nipple tit boob boob nipple!
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HappyDaze
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| posted on February 13th, 2013 at 06:53 AM |
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Thought waltermitty would have 'bounced in' by now.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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waltermitty
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| posted on February 13th, 2013 at 07:37 AM |
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Sorry I was busy playing with my organ
Mitchell
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vassy66T1
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| posted on February 13th, 2013 at 07:42 AM |
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vwo60
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| posted on February 13th, 2013 at 10:29 AM |
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Its probably a true story
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Lucky Phil
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| posted on February 13th, 2013 at 07:17 PM |
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No, tit's a myth!
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