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 vlad01
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 posted on June 29th, 2013 at 07:11 PM |
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Females servicing cars
lol 
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| posted on June 29th, 2013 at 07:42 PM |
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my son's GF didnt get it
Admittedly, she is only a spray painter and not a mechanic.
Maybe you can explain the funny part
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| posted on June 29th, 2013 at 07:50 PM |
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are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell.
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| posted on June 29th, 2013 at 08:23 PM |
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It'll find it's own way home or soak in. On the serious side when
I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold
her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
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| posted on June 29th, 2013 at 08:40 PM |
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now that lass just needs the salad forks and she will be on top of it
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| posted on June 29th, 2013 at 09:06 PM |
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It'll find it's own way home or soak in.On the serious side when
I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold
her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
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My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of
oil in it.
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 02:06 AM |
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That Mini is going to leak oil anyway. She is just pouring it all over the engine to save it the trouble.
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 04:23 AM |
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Like putting oil on salad haha
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 08:25 AM |
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Don't go too hard on the girls with this one, i've know plenty of boys to have done this type of thing.
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It'll find it's own way home or soak in.On the serious side when
I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold
her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
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My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of
oil in it.
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Quit calling rust patina
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 08:30 AM |
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That Mini is going to leak oil anyway. She is just pouring it all over the engine to save it the trouble.
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That would be de-greaser......probably needs doing every week or so.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 09:24 AM |
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same saw a marine tech in the navy do it.
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Don't go too hard on the girls with this one, i've know plenty of boys to have done this type of thing.
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It'll find it's own way home or soak in.On the serious side when
I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold
her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
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My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of
oil in it.
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 11:48 AM |
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When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).
They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.
After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is
doing".
They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove
off.
From your ole' mate Jeff
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 12:07 PM |
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What a pisser, farking gold !!
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 02:58 PM |
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I think that is Southern Classic Cars Wollongong.
I read it on samba, so it must be correct.
Sometimes Volkswagen dealers sell spare parts. Amazing isn't it!
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| posted on June 30th, 2013 at 11:00 PM |
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Hmmmm, I'd like to pour some oil over her............ 
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| posted on July 1st, 2013 at 12:07 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by beetleboyjeff
When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).
They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.
After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is
doing".
They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove
off.
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speaking of handbags. few weeks ago when I was going to work and it was one of those days where the traffic just suddenly stalled just before my turn
off. It was just few meters then stop then few meters for 20min.
Anyway the chick in front of me driving a honda was not paying attention and was looking through her handbag, then when we moved forward for the next
few meters she moved while looking in the bag again and ran straight up the ass of a ford
I pointed my finger and laughed as I drove past I had a grin for the rest of the day at work.
How stupid can you get crashing doing a mere 5km/h
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| posted on July 1st, 2013 at 08:27 AM |
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I think I'm with Mr Torrens!
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are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell.
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Vlad, I've seen so many blokes who are equal or more stupid than the lady shown in your video! When a bloke of around 30yo states he has never used
a screwdriver or spanner you realise that the world is full of useless people, male and female!
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| posted on July 1st, 2013 at 01:38 PM |
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Jeff
that was an elderly lady driving an early beetle..
that's what I was told many many years ago.. lol
and then the one maybe from the same lady who complainedtthat the car would wander about on the road when she let go of the steering wheel..
so the mechanic took it for a drive and couldn't get the beetle to wander anywhere...
So, He asked the lady at what speed did this happen..
She replied 65 MPH... [FLAT OUT]
cheers
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posted by beetleboyjeff
When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).
They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.
After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is
doing".
They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove
off.
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| posted on July 1st, 2013 at 04:32 PM |
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are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell.
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Vlad, I've seen so many blokes who are equal or more stupid than the lady shown in your video! When a bloke of around 30yo states he has never used
a screwdriver or spanner you realise that the world is full of useless people, male and female!
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yes I know that, but its still funny.
when a guy does something like this its more sad then anything, which is worse I reckon.
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| posted on July 1st, 2013 at 09:00 PM |
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I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set
the thing on fire
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I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set
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:-)
From your ole' mate Jeff
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I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set
the thing on fire
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no its a gif image, they are normally only a bunch of frames that loop.
its not really a video so to speak. The real video will be on youtube somewhere. 
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| posted on July 1st, 2013 at 11:31 PM |
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posted by vlad01
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posted by rose
I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set
the thing on fire
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no its a gif image, they are normally only a bunch of frames that loop.
its not really a video so to speak. The real video will be on youtube somewhere.
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Now who is the stupid one ??!!!
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| posted on July 1st, 2013 at 11:34 PM |
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I found it, its actually off a show or something taking the piss out of blondes. I didn't think anyone would do that for real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=L8SEF21LSv8&feature=endscreen
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There are those that have it, and those that don't.
I sold a former pride and joy that needed some tlc (head gasket job). The guy in SA i sold it to did the work, then called me up asking 'whats with
the rattling sound?'. I said 'what rattling sound?! it never rattled when running. what oil you using?' thinking it was too low viscosity and the
shim-over-bucket tappets were making a racket.
'Oh no oil in it yet' he said... i was like WHAT!!! He had ran it for about 5 or 10 mins he rekons trying to work out what the rattling was. Worse
yet, he was a mech-engineer student about 2 yrs into it. Obviously hadn't reached the tribology class yet 
All part of the learning curve, we all started from humble beginnings. Unfortunately some with far more devistating consequences than others...
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holy crap! wow no oil?
only time I did that was on purpose to see what would happen at redline.
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holy crap! wow no oil?
only time I did that was on purpose to see what would happen at redline.
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Haha, yea i thought it was an obvious no no like walking around in public while wearing jocks on the outside of trousers ... Although some might find
it fashionable like those chicks with them tights cut horizontally down the legs like they been hit by an outboard motor of a tinny while swimming.
but some just don't think/consider or have very little influence/insight to the overall systems and reasoning at play in machinery. I can't hold it
against him, but i'm sure he's learnt now.
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Now who is the stupid one ??!!!
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The joke was missed which makes it even funnier.
it's a skit from a German Comedy show.
I know its hard for some guys to fathom but there are some females out there that really know their shit with cars.
Few and far between but they do exist.
But there are many who need a good crash coarse just on the bare basics.
I took my old house mates car to the shop many years back and the oil light was flickering on corners, when I asked her about it she said Oh i'm
gonna get some oil for it next time I get fuel......
It was under the add mark on the dipstick
Or the young girl over the road from my parents whose Corolla had a stuck thermostat, she pulled up in the driveway with it starting to boil then ran
and got the garden hose to spray the engine to cool it down.
We caught her just in time 
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Now who is the stupid one ??!!!
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The joke was missed which makes it even funnier.
it's a skit from a German Comedy show.
I know its hard for some guys to fathom but there are some females out there that really know their shit with cars.
Few and far between but they do exist.
But there are many who need a good crash coarse just on the bare basics.
I took my old house mates car to the shop many years back and the oil light was flickering on corners, when I asked her about it she said Oh i'm
gonna get some oil for it next time I get fuel......
It was under the add mark on the dipstick
Or the young girl over the road from my parents whose Corolla had a stuck thermostat, she pulled up in the driveway with it starting to boil then ran
and got the garden hose to spray the engine to cool it down.
We caught her just in time
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