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posted on August 8th, 2021 at 03:00 PM
Funny conversation on Facebook


You should always believe what you read on Facebook

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posted on August 8th, 2021 at 03:50 PM



No wonder I have nothing to do with FB



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posted on August 9th, 2021 at 06:56 AM



:no::smirk::lol::spin::dork:



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posted on August 9th, 2021 at 07:40 AM



They shouldnt be even thinking of playing with spark plugs if they have to ask on face ache

you can only help some of the people some of the time




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posted on August 10th, 2021 at 10:47 PM



it was the second reply that got me
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posted on August 11th, 2021 at 06:50 AM



So no doubt they haven't checked the tinware for the numbers OR no tinware OR have replacement tinware that doesn't have the cylinder numbers stamped.



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posted on August 26th, 2021 at 07:14 AM



Hmm, would you buy a restored VW from that......oh, never mind.



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posted on August 26th, 2021 at 03:34 PM



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Hmm, would you buy a restored VW from that......oh, never mind.


Similar to a Kombi forum.




I read it on samba, so it must be correct.

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