| [ Total Views: 129888 | Total Replies: 43 | Thread Id: 16148 ] |
| Pages: 1 2 |
|
|
 Peter Leonard
Super Moderator
Volatile
Posts: 1456
Threads: 52
Registered: April 18th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Perth
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: shiny
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 09:22 AM |
|
|
how do you like your rats?
Although a controversial choice of sustenance, rats are very underrated and often overlooked when it comes to impressing the guests at the classic
dinner party. Many people believe they are dirty and disease-carrying, and the truth is they probably are, but if you dropped round to your mates
place on a Sunday and the menu included Ratburgers I doubt you'd forget the experience in a hurry.
Today we are going to eat rats. For this recipe you will need:
7 medium to large sized sewer rats
a colander (for a quick rinse)
7 kilos of salt
4 schooners of methylated spirits or lighter fluid
a ball of string (jute is fine)
14 red marbles
2 cups extra virgin olive oil
300g pickled jalapenos
1 stomach pump
1 500g pack of cornflakes
Firstly, run the rats under hot (not boiling) water in the colander for no more than a few seconds each; remember we have to be careful not to destroy
the delicate flavour. Drink one schooner of your methylated spirits/lighter fluid, and in the meantime combine the salt and string with a brisk
stirring motion in a 10-12 litre saucepan. once the salt and string is well mixed, pour two schooners of your chosen white spirit in with the oil and
jalapenos. Get this mixture good and hot and piff all seven rats in from across the kitchen. Don't stand too close, especially if you're
using a gas burner. By this time you should be ready for your second glass of lighter fluid. Put the lid on and burn vigorously for approximately two
hours. when you come to, turn off the heat and add just enough water to separate the rats from each other, and serve on a bed of lettuce and
cornflakes. with luck the cooking process will have opened their eye sockets enough to replace the eyes with red marbles.
Sit back on your beanbag and enjoy  This is one dinner party your
friends will be talking about for a long time:thumb
Please feel free to post other delicious and unusual 'ratcipes' here so we can all rediscover the joy of eating RATS.
:thumb
let sleeping dubs lie
|
|
|
 decked dubby
Custom Title Time!
Posts: 1046
Threads: 91
Registered: August 30th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 09:41 AM |
|
|
WTF. :puke:puke:puke:puke:puke:puke
.
|
|
|
56astro
Custom Title Time!
Posts: 1772
Threads: 74
Registered: August 25th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: The Nambucca
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Pobjoy Powered with twin ignition & soon to be EFI'd
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 09:45 AM |
|
|
Norwegan rats are far tastier than the common black rat.
Something to do with their lazier attitude - maybe a bit of fat marbling?
Do you skin them or just shave them?
VW car, VW engine ...... keepin it "real"
35MPG on 101.3kPa |
|
|
Unity-28
Custom Title Time!
TOO LOW? NEVER
Posts: 1742
Threads: 146
Registered: November 20th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Somewhere in Melbourne
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Tucked In nicely!
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 09:54 AM |
|
|
Forget eating them, just Drive them with Heaps of Accesories. IS THIS THREAD FOR REAL????
N!
|
|
|
Bizarre
Super Moderator
The artist formerly known as blue74l
Posts: 12737
Threads: 730
Registered: August 25th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Abbotsford, Sydney
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 10:08 AM |
|
|
European air rats are the best!!
I have heard the Asian Water rats are slow and tasteless :bounce
Futue te ipsum!!!
|
|
|
Andy
Son of Jim - Creator of Good
Andy's Adventures
Posts: 2812
Threads: 181
Registered: November 5th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Brisbane
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Happy Man
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 11:09 AM |
|
|
Oh, you don't eat them fresh and raw??
I thought that's the only way. Sushi style. Tabasco to taste!
:thumb
|
|
|
Baja Wes
Bishop of Volkswagenism
V6 Baja Pioneer
Posts: 3119
Threads: 94
Registered: August 26th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Brisbane
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Content
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 11:46 AM |
|
|
| Quote: | Originally
posted by 56astro
Do you skin them or just shave them?
|
Yeah that's what I was wondering. I hate hair in my mouth so I would have to do something. Do you think an apple peeler would do the trick or
would it be too messy?
|
|
|
HotRodMatt
Wolfsburg Elder
If it's old or rare - cut it!
Posts: 3616
Threads: 361
Registered: September 3rd, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: West of Sydney
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 11:58 AM |
|
|
Just put them in a tumbler and let the friction between them run the hair off...
Just like peeling potatoes in bulk.
|
|
|
Bizarre
Super Moderator
The artist formerly known as blue74l
Posts: 12737
Threads: 730
Registered: August 25th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Abbotsford, Sydney
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 11:59 AM |
|
|
Depends if you like them raw or not Wes
Ir raw then the apple pealer is the best method.
If cooked the best method is to thread a piece of wire through the rat and hang in front of an exhaust pipe. Wind the mixture screw "WAY"
out. Pump pedal 5 time then start. Takes hair AND skin off in no time.
Weber Progresive powered cars are by far the best for this
"I hate hair in my mouth" - i know exactly what you mean Wes. Noting worse! :P
Futue te ipsum!!!
|
|
|
matara
Custom Title Time!
Posts: 1342
Threads: 255
Registered: August 25th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Melrose Park, Sydney
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Grey
Mood: 356'd
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 12:03 PM |
|
|
Rat smoothie
Chuck a couple in a blender and throw in a half litre of milk and strain into a serving glass through a cleaned oil strainer is my bet!
|
|
|
MickH
A.k.a.: Michael Hutchinson
Bishop of Volkswagenism
Hairy Gutted Sloth
Posts: 3389
Threads: 29
Registered: September 6th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: TownsvilleTropical North QLD
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Grow a brain...walls don't hit back...
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 01:08 PM |
|
|
Nothing against eating Rats...but....I'll stick to eating pussy. Thanx anyway.:repuke:puke
tssnq.com.au
|
|
|
koolkarmakombi
Veteran Volks Folk
enkarmarising
Posts: 2078
Threads: 158
Registered: June 16th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: viva brisvegas
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: do you see the bats?
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 01:37 PM |
|
|
See any rat except the stumpy tailed Gilligans Island rat is purpose built to be deep fried. Batter if you like, season with herbs and spices to suit
the main course...?? boots slow roasted in sump oil.
The beauty is you can all keep hold of the tail as in fondue style. Dont let go!
kkk |
|
|
koolkarmakombi
Veteran Volks Folk
enkarmarising
Posts: 2078
Threads: 158
Registered: June 16th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: viva brisvegas
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: do you see the bats?
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 01:57 PM |
|
|
The stumpy tailed Gilligans Island rat is best stuffed with Ginger  |
|
|
Boozer
Custom Title Time!
Demented But Determined
Posts: 1999
Threads: 129
Registered: December 30th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Redland Bay, Brisbane
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: What the crap?
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 04:22 PM |
|
|
BBQ marinade and tabasco sauce. |
|
|
Riaan
Seriously Crusin Dubber
Eurotrash
Posts: 183
Threads: 20
Registered: November 16th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Dark Side of the Moon
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Dahlback
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 04:29 PM |
|
|
Marmalade
A lways
U nder
D emonic
I nfluence |
|
|
silver
Veteran Volks Folk
Dangerous when poked
Posts: 2169
Threads: 162
Registered: December 8th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Sydney
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: In 2 Minds
|
| posted on November 26th, 2003 at 04:39 PM |
|
|
Rat-atouille:thumb
Keeping it real !
|
|
|
Bizarre
Super Moderator
The artist formerly known as blue74l
Posts: 12737
Threads: 730
Registered: August 25th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Abbotsford, Sydney
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 07:57 AM |
|
|
| Quote: | Originally
posted by silver
Rat-atouille:thumb
|
Good on ya Manuelle!
Futue te ipsum!!!
|
|
|
Peter Leonard
Super Moderator
Volatile
Posts: 1456
Threads: 52
Registered: April 18th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Perth
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: shiny
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 08:10 AM |
|
|
modern cuisine
usually after a couple of hours burning in lighter fluid on a stove there is little hair left, so the hair is not a problem; if, however, you prefer a
rarer treat coat the rats liberally with Veet for 30 mins and then give them a quick searing in a blistering hot wok with peanut oil and a dash of
redex. sewer rats are used for this recipe mainly for their availability, although in a pinch you can use cute little mice from a pet shop. but
they're small and you would have to use twice as many, as well as the fact that they aren't as tasty (or gamey)
rat hors d'oeuvres coming next .... :bounce
let sleeping dubs lie
|
|
|
Riaan
Seriously Crusin Dubber
Eurotrash
Posts: 183
Threads: 20
Registered: November 16th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Dark Side of the Moon
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Dahlback
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 05:00 PM |
|
|
umm i thought this would be a forum refering to rat dubs, but oh wel i was wrong, whats the point of all these recipies i know their tasty and all
but.....:P
A lways
U nder
D emonic
I nfluence |
|
|
Peter Leonard
Super Moderator
Volatile
Posts: 1456
Threads: 52
Registered: April 18th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Perth
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: shiny
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 05:33 PM |
|
|
The Pointy Bit
the point????? THE POINT!??!?
just seeing how many people are interested in eating rats
let sleeping dubs lie
|
|
|
wadd
Seriously Crusin Dubber
Posts: 179
Threads: 41
Registered: April 6th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Mt Isa Qld
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: sunny
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 06:38 PM |
|
|
it is really interesting what i`ll sit and read ........ you guys are crazy
oh and i like the north west desert rat
flame grilled just long to remove the hairs
yuuuuummmmy
|
|
|
 vw54
Super Administrator
Always Waiting 4 Friday
Posts: 16723
Threads: 378
Registered: August 26th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Sunny Sydney
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Oval resto ongoing
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 07:02 PM |
|
|
I will Eat the Pussy as well...
No Rats for me My Cat does all that. she brings home at least one every other day.. n chomps them as well.:puke
|
|
|
T25Turbo
Slammed & Awesome Dubber
Posts: 96
Threads: 17
Registered: February 5th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Alice Springs, NT.
Theme: XMBX Pro Green
Mood: Rollin' LO and Slow
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 07:12 PM |
|
|
I got a hold of a few Malaysian Wet Rats, but after purchase realised they were only good for mincing.
So Chili Bur-rat-o's it is, washed down with some Cold Coronas and Lemon.
Damn Fine.
|
|
|
squizy
A.k.a.: Paul
Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
Thinking about another dub...maybe
Posts: 4082
Threads: 243
Registered: December 17th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Thornleigh
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 10:04 PM |
|
|
I like mine skewered....I mean sewered.
Squiz...
|
|
|
wrecker67
A.k.a.: craig
Fahrvergnugen
Posts: 997
Threads: 160
Registered: August 26th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: central coast,chain valley bay
Theme: UltimaBB Psyche Green
Mood: fishing,beach,sun,fishing,
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 10:08 PM |
|
|
:repuke:o:o:o:o
i was hoping this was a rat look forum..
eating rats maybe a new kfc snack
:jesus |
|
|
squizy
A.k.a.: Paul
Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
Thinking about another dub...maybe
Posts: 4082
Threads: 243
Registered: December 17th, 2002
Member Is Offline
Location: Thornleigh
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 10:11 PM |
|
|
The unfortunate thing is that a couple of weeks ago on Foxtel on one of those many channels, there was an outdoor restaurant in Asia that specialised
soley on rats. They were raised specifically for eating and were apparently clean.
As opposed to the one's we disected at school, which look to have been raised for mating.
I'll stick to having my rats in the kitchen...."there's a rat in the kitchen what am I gonna do....wo wo wo yeah....wo wo yeah".
UB40 for those who give a toss.
Squiz....
|
|
|
Peter Leonard
Super Moderator
Volatile
Posts: 1456
Threads: 52
Registered: April 18th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Perth
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: shiny
|
| posted on December 1st, 2003 at 11:28 PM |
|
|
Crazy people
I bet most of you couldn't REALLY tell the difference getwen a gilligans or a siberian, OR a sewer rat. when properly presented and prepared,
they really do taste very similar, although the density of the flesh and the stringiness of the tails differs. don't eat the spleen. really.
let sleeping dubs lie
|
|
|
Riaan
Seriously Crusin Dubber
Eurotrash
Posts: 183
Threads: 20
Registered: November 16th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Dark Side of the Moon
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: Dahlback
|
 posted on December 2nd, 2003 at 05:15 PM |
|
|
AHHHHHHHHHHH thats digusting:puke hhehehhe
A lways
U nder
D emonic
I nfluence |
|
|
sgetty
Fahrvergnugen
Posts: 994
Threads: 117
Registered: September 29th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: bendemeer nsw
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: yep
|
| posted on December 2nd, 2003 at 06:50 PM |
|
|
| Quote: | Originally
posted by wrecker67
:repuke:o:o:o:o
i was hoping this was a rat look forum..
eating rats maybe a new kfc snack
:jesus
|
maby? i thought thats what kfc was
|
|
|
Peter Leonard
Super Moderator
Volatile
Posts: 1456
Threads: 52
Registered: April 18th, 2003
Member Is Offline
Location: Perth
Theme: UltimaBB Pro Blue ( Default )
Mood: shiny
|
| posted on December 2nd, 2003 at 09:04 PM |
|
|
it's amazing how much better a well cooked rat can taste than a poorly cooked hamster you know
kfr... kfh...
let sleeping dubs lie
|
|
|
| Pages: 1 2 |
.JPG "Avatar")
