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 fatboy
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 posted on January 15th, 2004 at 10:48 AM |
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Very rude, VERY sad but very funny
A was sent this link (No really I was, its not like I'd go looking)
I hope he wasn't trying to tell me something.
I'm not sure what I find funniest, the concept / the pictures or the japanese to english translation.
DO NOT look if your going to be offended
http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdaimaoh.ki...
" Captain Picard, why are there no Indians on the Enterprise ? Don't you need IT Support ? "
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65square
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 11:31 AM |
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Very very amusing. You gotta love Jinglish!
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 12:07 PM |
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Hmmmm.................................................. :o
Futue te ipsum!!!
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 posted on January 15th, 2004 at 12:09 PM |
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Designed By Wayne Kerr!!!!!!
They laugh because You are different, You laugh because They are all the same.
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sgetty
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 12:18 PM |
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hahaha.......dodgy
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mnsKmobi
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 01:59 PM |
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So that's what they mean by a "Stroker"! :o:o:o
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kombi69
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 04:08 PM |
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I had this Japanese translated コキマシーン apparently it says kokimashiin ie cock
machine! (what else would it say?)
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kombi69
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 04:09 PM |
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Damn, the Japanese characters wouldn't copy across
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Starbug
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 05:37 PM |
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it love you long time, yes? |
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 vw54
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 05:58 PM |
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I couldnt find the pricing for it
Whats the Yen Dolar exchange rate ??
PURRRRRRRRRRRFFEEEEEECCCTTTttt
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fatboy
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 06:01 PM |
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Now if I could just figure out how to modify it to change gear - I could have an "Auto"
" Captain Picard, why are there no Indians on the Enterprise ? Don't you need IT Support ? "
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fatboy
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 06:03 PM |
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:oF*ck Me!:o
Its about $440.00
:o:o:o:o
" Captain Picard, why are there no Indians on the Enterprise ? Don't you need IT Support ? "
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sgetty
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 06:13 PM |
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u carnt beat the old manual way anyway.......im going for one now....hahaha just joking:thumb
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kombi69
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 08:41 PM |
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Makes ya wonder how fatboy got his name...
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 08:58 PM |
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I thought you just have to lie on your hand for a while so it feels like someone else does it for you? yes, no? I'll be quiet now.
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 09:55 PM |
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That's so funny.........
Like the way they say the hand spreads to take a thick one....You wouldn't want it to go biserk and grip too hard the other way:o:jesus:cry
So is this the thing for the man who has everything...or has RSI from over wanking??
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 09:56 PM |
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As yOU ALL A KNOW lubrication IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYONES prayers.
God i love the shape of that plastic hand...
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 09:57 PM |
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I didnt see any where in the specs what RPM this unit does ???
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jenz58
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 10:03 PM |
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The controls looks rather simple Dave...
I'd say one speed and one rhythm....Sorry!!!
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 10:15 PM |
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With a contraption as good as that, you could probably get by with a picture of Maggie Thatcher.
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 10:32 PM |
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Do you think it could be made with an elbow and take be adaptable for other devises???...It may widen the market...
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 10:47 PM |
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In that 3rd from last pic-if you could get it to grip that long rubber thing a fair bit lower-with a little imagination you suddenly have a his and
hers-wild thought.
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 10:51 PM |
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What's another site for wacky Japanese gadgets...? I can't find them...was trying to show someone some of their stuff....
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 11:06 PM |
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Thats going straight to the pool room.
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Starbug
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| posted on January 15th, 2004 at 11:26 PM |
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did anyone notice that the hand has long fingernails?
different nail colours... for that something extra special!:puke |
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| posted on January 16th, 2004 at 09:32 AM |
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HEY, I asked Santa to get me that for christmas! |
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| posted on January 16th, 2004 at 10:01 AM |
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Hmm, yes, well,
You've obviousley been a very very bad little dubber then haven't you ? |
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| posted on January 16th, 2004 at 10:10 AM |
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Straps
Also On This Site Is Some Handy Straps, Use Them For Holding Stuff Down On The Roofrack Then Use Them In The Bedroom, Mmmmm For Mmmmm Errr Yeh To Keep
The Wardrobe Door Close Yeh Thats It
http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?lp=ja_en&url=http%3A%2F...
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| posted on January 16th, 2004 at 12:14 PM |
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those straps are out of hand!, but there ok for begineers.......oh im so glad
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| posted on January 17th, 2004 at 12:29 AM |
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you wanna see sad check this out...
make sure u read the letters section if ur up for it...
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
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One man's junk...
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