Subject: For those of us in the military (good for a laugh)
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posted on March 24th, 2004 at 08:25 PM
For those of us in the military (good for a laugh)
Found this on a yank site.
-THE IMAGE OF RANK-
A GENERAL: LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND, IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE, IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, WALKS ON WATER, AND GIVES
POLICY TO GOD.
A COLONEL: LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A SINGLE BOUND, IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A SWITCH ENGINE, IS JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET, WALKS ON WATER IF
THE SEA IS CALM, AND TALKS TO GOD.
A LIEUTENANT COLONEL : LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START AND A FAVORABLE WIND, IS ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE, IS FASTER THAN A
SPEEDING B-B, WALKS ON WATER IN AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL, AND TALKS TO GOD “IF” A SPECIAL REQUEST IS APPROVED OF.
A MAJOR : BARELY CLEARS QUONSET HUTS, LOSES TUG OF WAR WITH LOCOMOTIVES, CAN FIRE A SPEEDING BULLET, SWIMS WELL, AND IS OCCASIONALLY ADDRESSED BY GOD.
A CAPTAIN: MAKES HIGH MARKS WHEN TRYING TO LEAP BUILDINGS, IS RUN OVER BY LOCOMOTIVES, CAN SOMETIMES HANDLE A GUN WITHOUT INFLICTING SELF-INJURY, CAN
DOG-PADDLE, AND TALKS TO ANIMALS.
LIEUTENANT: RUNS INTO BUILDINGS, RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES TWO OUT OF THREE TIMES, IS NOT ISSUED AMMUNITION, CAN STAY AFLOAT IF PROPERLY INSTRUCTED, AND
TALKS TO WATER.
A SUB LIEUTENANT: FALLS OVER DOORSILS WHEN TRYING TO ENTER BUILDINGS, SAYS, “LOOK AT THE CHOO-CHOO”, WETS HIMSELF WITH A WATER PISTOL, AND MUMBLES
TO HIMSELF.
AN NCO: LIFTS BUILDINGS AND THEN WALKS UNDER THEM, KICKS LOCOMOTIVES OFF THE TRACK, CATCHES SPEEDING BULLETS IN HIS TEETH AND CHEWS THEM, AND FREEZES
WATER WITH A SINGLE GLANCE. HE IS GOD!!
:thumb
[Edited on 24-3-2004 by buzzbug]
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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posted on March 24th, 2004 at 08:35 PM
I was a commando in the army reserve once and you've go it stot on.
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posted on March 24th, 2004 at 08:45 PM
you've got it dead right. we all know who does the most work...:thumb
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posted on March 24th, 2004 at 08:58 PM
Its the truth alright,
but i don't know how it will go down when i put it on the notice board outside HQ tomorrow.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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posted on April 3rd, 2004 at 01:01 PM
:P
thats all I can say :p
but at least you used Army ranks :P
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posted on April 3rd, 2004 at 01:55 PM
sounds right for any occupation ,the man on the production line etc is who gets it done
