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 Craig Torrens
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| posted on April 1st, 2004 at 09:59 PM |
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JOE AVERAGE......who has been watching?
got to love this show.................................go the dorks !
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| posted on April 1st, 2004 at 10:06 PM |
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can't believe your telling everyone you watch it , you freak of nature!
Dan
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Craig Torrens
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| posted on April 1st, 2004 at 10:10 PM |
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you have to watch trash sometimes:thumb
I love watching Dorks "open up" and discuss their "feelings".
Bring on the so called studs !
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 12:00 AM |
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aaaaahahaha i didn't think ppl could be so up themselves until the cock-jock boys rocked up... zee-tornadoes are comin to zink zer ship AHAHAHA we
are strunger and have zee muscles, vwee will win ... dicks !
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 01:08 AM |
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the AGs you mean... 
Simply Cruzin'...
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 08:15 AM |
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aaaaahahaha i didn't think ppl could be so up themselves until the cock-jock boys rocked up... zee-tornadoes are comin to zink zer ship AHAHAHA we
are strunger and have zee muscles, vwee will win ... dicks !
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you forgot the second last words.... shouldn't that read
"zee muscles, vwee will win ... pin dicks"?
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 10:19 AM |
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Yaaawwwnnn....... girl, geeks, jocks.... same old same old. Now for a really impressive show they should have thrown a few trannies in,,, then had a
spin off, 'who wants to be converted' type show... there could have been more than one match I am sure,,, dose muskles,, they had bigger breasts
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 10:33 AM |
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According a very reputable publication (some woman's rag lying around the flat), it was all rigged so it ended up with a dork and a muscle head at
the end, just for ratings.
It hasn't come out over here yet, but judging by the quality of our programming, I won't have to wait long to see it!
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 10:41 AM |
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Yaaawwwnnn....... girl, geeks, jocks.... same old same old. Now for a really impressive show they should have thrown a few trannies in,,, then had a
spin off, 'who wants to be converted' type show... there could have been more than one match I am sure,,, dose muskles,, they had bigger breasts
than the lady!
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There was one made in the UK where the "girl" wasn't a girl at all! Apparently at the end of the series when it was revealled they had been
competing for the affections of a transexual - after being filmed kissing caressing etc the contestants pulled a class action suit and won an injucion
to stop it from being aired.
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 10:52 AM |
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Hmmm what i dont get in joe average is how they define what average is. And the problem with these tv shows is the relationship never lasts because
they are pushed into the situation, might get a cute girl or guy in the process, maybe a few good nites but then its over, i call that pointless.
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 10:57 AM |
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ha ha ha :bounce how much have you had to drink frenzix?
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 11:11 AM |
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That David Daskall guy had me in stiches last night.When he was trying to swim for the first time in his life jacket & goggles & then got
disqualified anyway for safety reasons coz he'd never riden a bike before!!!!LMAO!:thumb |
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 11:16 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by HotRodMatt
There was one made in the UK where the "girl" wasn't a girl at all! Apparently at the end of the series when it was revealled they had been
competing for the affections of a transexual - after being filmed kissing caressing etc the contestants pulled a class action suit and won an injucion
to stop it from being aired.
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ahahahahahahahaha serves em right, there's gotta be some moral limits left in this world....
I felt sorry for the geeks (you can imagine the dorks creating the show,,,valley gurl voice-: 'eww look that guy has tattos and sculpted facial hair,
thats like so weird huh,, whats with thattt?? Oh my gawdd he is so-oo grunge, thats so-oo nineties,, hey pass me my essence of lawn clippings shake, i
feel so unclean just looking at them'), the geeks just ended up jock fodder once again. Kinda sad really just leave the geeks be... I for one don't
think over inflated muscles are attractive, it usually is an indication of over inflated ego's. There is more to life than working out at the
gym......:P (like beer and tv!).... |
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 11:18 AM |
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sheesh frenzix, don't be so down on urself.... Vocationally challenged please....:P |
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 11:20 AM |
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did you see the guys reaction when they went on the parasailing date and then she gave him a very small kiss. He was so over the moon!!!
I was embarrassed just watching it actually.
I thought the fat guy was going to pass out when he was cooking the meal for her.
Funny stuff!!!
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 11:49 AM |
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like here
| Quote: | Originally
posted by Craig Torrens
you have to watch trash sometimes:thumb
I love watching Dorks "open up" and discuss their "feelings".
Bring on the so called studs !
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Something like what happens here Aussie Vee Dubbers:thumb
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 12:02 PM |
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least there are not a load of biased jocks on production/editing crew!
I have unearthed a small portion of the edited script in parasailing scene:
Parageek: yeah i used to have a drug problem back in...umm
(pauses as he has flashback to acid days, and gets sidetracked by string of dancing carebears....)
oh yeah umm back in 94 I think...
Parabarbie: oh really, fur sure, I just had cosmetic surgery addiction and bulemia... oh and a strange compuslion to eat cottonballs straight from the
pack,, doc siad it was caus i had sugar cravings, but i had morbid fear of calories, so it was the closest i could get to marshamallows....
Parageek: heh heh heh, and i thought I was fucked up
Parabarbie: ur so-oo funnie
later the two sit down for a seaside smoothie
Parageek: can i kiss you
Parabarbie: fur sure
parageek leans over, and realises there is a mob of 20 film crew snikkering in back ground...he moves in for kill....then notices the strong odour of
garlic,, and a strange bump on upper jaw of girl....as he kisses he notices her teeth make a distinct shift to left...he withdraws in panic, not quite
knowing what to say as he realises she has dentures.....
sheesh people stop ant take time to look a little further into the shows you are watching,, all is not as it seems.......................just careful
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| posted on April 2nd, 2004 at 02:53 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by retro
| Quote: | Originally
posted by Craig Torrens
you have to watch trash sometimes:thumb
I love watching Dorks "open up" and discuss their "feelings".
Bring on the so called studs !
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Something like what happens here Aussie Vee Dubbers:thumb
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Thats a little harsh dont you think?
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