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posted on April 29th, 2004 at 07:09 PM
The Dachshund and the Leopard!
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts
chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK,
I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection
from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now
the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough
to hear the dachshund says......................
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
REMEMBER: IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BS
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posted on April 29th, 2004 at 07:14 PM
OMG
That is amazing... i LOVE that story n its guna get emailed to all my friends!
Very nice... did u get that as an email? Or was it something someone told you?
Wat other interesting Moral-ish type stories or jokes have anyone got?
Ciao
Kat
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posted on April 29th, 2004 at 07:18 PM
Got it from my borther in an email. The Dachshund bit was German enough to post!
It cracked me up and just had to share it!
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posted on April 29th, 2004 at 07:20 PM
ha ha thats awesome ........i have a Dachshund
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posted on April 29th, 2004 at 07:14 PM
