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posted on May 15th, 2004 at 09:32 AM
Dropkick Driving Instructor
take one assh@le driving instructor, add one windey rutted uphill dirt track with a loose surface and insert inexperienced panicy female into the
drivers seat of the 30 kilometer old mazda bravo 4x4. what do you get when she loses traction and hes screaming out "stall stop!"??......broken
front c.v shaft!! his reaction?? 'i bloody told you not to stall stop it when you had high revs etc..", personally i think this guy was a w@nker,
being there first hand to see it happen and all!! it wasnt even his vehicle, but mazda queenslands. i mean really, what do you expect when u put
someone without a clue in this situation?? his condescending attitude after the event was appalling, i couldnt believe he had this postion with that
type of attitude!! anyone else ever encountered people who are'nt suitable for the position they are in??
ps-turbocharged mx5 hammers hard on the racetrack, you can throw it sideways into anything. mazda sp23 goes excellent, good power to weight and
excellent handling also.
mazda 6 is a fantastic vehicle to drive, but watch out for the turrbo charged all wheel drive versioncoming out later in the year. oh yeah, steer
clear of the rx8 auto, slow piece of junk. handling was exceptional but i could only manage 130 in the straight, where in the mx5 it was 155, sp23
150, and even in the mazda tribute 140!!!
twoguns
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posted on May 15th, 2004 at 09:56 AM
my lady decided after several years as a pilion to try riding a bike and maybe a licence. i suggested a school so that she could experience it and get
some valuable input at the same time. unfortunately she got some lesbian butch bitch at granvillle who kept barking at her all day. my lady is a mere
5'2 and they were trying to put her on a trail bike, instead of a cruiser style which was her request. then when she was having trouble balancing all
the woman could say 'was keep your feet on the pegs' and 'dont put your feet down.'
bitch was still barking this out when my lady had come to a complete stop. so ended up my lady dropped the bike. put her off totally and she is and
will only be a pillion now.
unfortunately i wasnt there, but if i had been there would have been trouble for sure. my lady and her friend came back home.i got the full report
from our friend, wrote a letter and she was banned from teaching. apparently she had a few complaints from women b4.
pissed me off big time, that nothing had been doen b4.
Simply Cruzin'...
Dannyboy
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half man , half horse
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posted on May 16th, 2004 at 11:53 AM
Have to say that when i took my car and bike tests the guys were really cool , really relaxed. Saying that i didn't get the short-arse instructor ,
never get the short arse instructor!!!!!!!!! Especially if your tall. They have little man symdrome and have a point to prove! If you get failed , do
some migdet throwing!!! Ha ha. No offence to short-arses , i'm one of them!!!!
posted on May 15th, 2004 at 09:32 AM
