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posted on December 13th, 2002 at 05:22 AM
Spam!?!?!?!? hehehe
I will not get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my
mailing lists if I don’t forward an email! I will not
hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-
mail.
Bill Gates is not going to send me money, Victoria’s
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a
50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than
50 people!
I will never receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. I will
never see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...
NEVER! My phone will not mysteriously ring after I
forward an e-mail. There is no such thing as an e-mail
tracking program, and I am not stupid enough to think
that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail
to 10 or more people!
There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he
was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
and doesn’t want anymore postcards, calling cards, or
get-well cards.
The government does not have a bill in Congress called
901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if
passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every
e-mail we send. There will be no cool dancing, singing,
waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I
will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. The
American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a
certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease
for every e-mail address I send this to. The American
Red Cross receives donations.
And finally, I will not let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend or
that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to
send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will
burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your
friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
constipated for the next three months and all of your
hair will fall out.
Once you go flat, you never go back!!!!!!
The_Bronze.
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posted on December 13th, 2002 at 12:30 PM
I would but that would kinda defeat the purpose wouldn't it .
I need to go and clean out my comb now while I sit a while and read the car reviews.
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posted on December 13th, 2002 at 01:38 PM
I'm with you Mattie
The delete button on on the keyboard is a masterful tool.
VW car, VW engine ...... keepin it "real"
35MPG on 101.3kPa
posted on December 13th, 2002 at 05:22 AM
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