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posted on May 29th, 2004 at 09:23 PM
Lesbian transvestites
Haha..made you look you sik pervert..I mean fully sik pervert! heehee
Ok...here's a joke-
While I was driving down the M3 the other day, (going a little faster than I
should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other
side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronising smirk, asked "Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? "And
just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side
to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch
the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do
with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00
Court costs: £45.00
Look on copper's face ... Priceless....
[Edited on 29-5-2004 by 5PL1TDCS10N]
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posted on May 29th, 2004 at 09:29 PM
Priceless ,hee hee
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posted on May 29th, 2004 at 09:41 PM
LOL
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posted on May 29th, 2004 at 10:05 PM
copper pulled over a guy and the conversation went like this,
Cop: I've been waiting all day for you.
Driver: I know so i got here as fast as i could.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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posted on May 29th, 2004 at 11:15 PM
Thats the best lol :thumb
ill have to remeber that for when they get me hahaha
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posted on May 29th, 2004 at 11:43 PM
Thats the best lol :thumb
ill have to remeber that for when they get me hahaha
brenton
posted on May 29th, 2004 at 09:23 PM
