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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:19 PM |
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tossers!!
i just had a ricer ask if we stock cold air intakes for mazdas.
my workmate serving him goes "cold what??".. oblivious to the extreme horsepower phemomenen....
i had to whisper to him "no we dont", but he had already started humilitaing himself by asking what it was...
the ricer in question explained how "it is ducting that is like a really cheap turbo".........hahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
bloody ricer tossers crack me up.......
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:25 PM |
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yet another one for the ricer file
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:41 PM |
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Heh, I overheard a group of people on a train once talking about bonnet scoops compared to turbochargers. The lead guy seemed adamant that a bonnet
scoop was better than a turbo for some really flimsy reason that escapes me. I think he was going on about debris getting sucked into the turbo.
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:46 PM |
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yes. educated children arent they!? i nearly spat my chips i was eating at the time when i heard this ricer turbo master explain how some corrugated
pipe was gona make his clapped out sh#tbox go hard as....... "its a really cheap turbo mate!!" hahaahhahahaha
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:46 PM |
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my old man got asked by a local ricer if he could fit a turbo clutch like the one he fitted a week before to another guys car. my old man almost fell
over cause it was just a standard clutch he fitted on the guys mr2.
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:49 PM |
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Well I am confused a little :duh if I am putting a turbo subi into my buggy then does that make me a ricer JESUS I hope not because one of my main
aims is to cruise to the coast and humiliate all those wankers especially the OH I HAVE A POWERFUL SKYLINE... TOSSERS... I think they are the worst
:repuke with their milo tin exhausts and blow off valves that are just there to make a big noise
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:49 PM |
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thats when your old man should have turned and said "i can fit one, but it ain't going to be cheap!"
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:53 PM |
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yeah thats what i told him when he told me
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:53 PM |
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hahaha. the dude probably had no money in the first place so he probably got ya dad to put in a dodgy reco clucth and talked it up to all his fully
sik mates about it bein a turbo one.......amazing.........
i've got an aquaitance that wants to turbocharge his hyundai excel, which has like 170 000k's on it already. he's thick as sh#t!!! wont listen to
me at all. wreckons hes original as and its gona be so mean and tough.....
i give his gearbox like a month.........hahahaha
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:56 PM |
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nah man youre not a ricer just a try hard......hahaha. nah, jokin, that requries a bit of thought, ingenuity and style......sounds like it'd rock!!
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 04:58 PM |
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what my old man put in was a dakin clutch and the kids father paid for it. but heres the best bit the guy thought it was a turbo clutch cause when you
pushed the pedal in it went ptsssssh. :duh:duh
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 05:02 PM |
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hahahahahahaha
what a nobber.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 05:03 PM |
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my ass goes ptsssssh..........now i can assure you that it IS turbocharged
haahahahahahah
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 05:06 PM |
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PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 05:23 PM |
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oh my godddddd. on channel ten now they have the autosalon show at the brissy convention centre. what a bunch of wnker ricer tossers!
this WRX had so much crap on it and only one seat, some goofy bastard sitting in it acting like he made it with his bare hands. Knobb-jockeys!!!!!!
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 09:08 PM |
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Auto saloon aint that were nobs show how much plastic crap they can stick on there sh&t boxes and a exel with 170 od on the clock na the spedo
must have been wound forward or its been reco 3 times ha ha ha this guy at work had one and when it blew the first time he reckened that it had a
turbo clutch foredged pistons ported head and all this bullsh^t but he lent it to one of my mates and aside from going like a retarded snail he found
a receipt witch said sold one second hand exel motor and when word got out of that it was the entertainment at work for a week or so it just must be
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| posted on August 20th, 2004 at 11:08 PM |
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Hmmm turbo-charged arse, hmmmm....
Remember :
Vinyl Adds Horsepower.....
[Edited on 20-8-2004 by Gibbo]
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| posted on August 21st, 2004 at 10:38 AM |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA to the last two posts!!!! :P:P:P
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| posted on August 21st, 2004 at 10:39 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by barls
the guy thought it was a turbo clutch cause when you pushed the pedal in it went ptsssssh.
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Youve just made my day barls!! thats classic!!!:bounce:bounce:bounce
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
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