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 VDUBXTC
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| posted on January 6th, 2005 at 11:00 PM |
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How to act like a ricer
This article is a simple reference on how a WRX owner drives to Brighton on Sunday nights. Firstly
your WRX must be a 98 model onwards so people can see the updated front bar, If you are really
sik you will replace the fog lights with sti light covers.
When u go to Brighton it must be between 8pm and 10 pm on a Sunday night this is when all the
sick cars come out of their hives,your car must be lowered at least 2 inches, have 17 inch wheels
as a minimum and some form of loud noise must be emitted from your car whether it's the 4
subwoofers in your boot, or your 3.5 inch mandrel bent exhaust, either way people will not turn to
look at your sik car unless it sounds loud.
If possible, organise with your cousin Mohammed and his friend from school, Ahmed, to drive
behind you in their own cars, and remember you must be the leader of the pack in your sik WRX.
Behind you should be a rotary of some sort then a Lancer or a gti. And remember yours must be
the loudest.
Your plate number should be the black and yellow NSW plates, usually showing your stupid
mentality by having something like FULSIK ,2NVME or YULLAH. Then if you see a car coming
opposite you that looks sicker than yours remember you must NOT turn your head, only move your
eyes so as to not satisfy the other drivers ego, only when he has driven past u can you then take a
quick look at his car and resume driving.
Remember you must attempt to get stuck in peak hour traffic on Bay St., this is usually around
9:30 pm. The crowd that stands outside Oporto's will look at your fulsik, lowered, turbo, 3pac enamel, window tinted, colour coded skirts, auction
job car with awe and amazement and wonder where you got the money to buy such a car.
Usually they will think that you are a drug dealer or you and your cousin Mohammed are panel
beaters and go to mindare auctions every Wednesday and scoop up all the cars. People will think
it's a show car then some one will recognize it and say they see it at Bankstown Square every
Saturday morning.
After you have paraded for a good 10 mins on Bay St., turn on to Grand Parade. Remember try to
get caught at the lights, and when u do turn the music off. This will give the huge crowd crossing a
chance to hear your beautifully refined engine and hear the rumble of the exhaust, and they will
definitely think you are sick because you are original and have the music off, they will think you are
getting ready to thrash your auction job car.
Note: Make sure that you drive at night so people cant see the dodgy paint job you and your
cousin Mohammed did after you bought the car from the auctions. As you turn on to Grand Parade
red line your car and let go and make sure people hear the whoosh of the turbo, now as everyone
has heard your turbo you can then drive easily with the knowledge that your ego is satisfied.
Don't try to drag because your car already has 3 of your cousins and 2 of your friends and you
would lose if you did try to drag.
Remember a sik WRX owner always performs at least 3 laps around Brighton and must be seen
within a pack of other done up cars, Approximately once a month you can park your car and get out
to get something to eat, usually a kebab or Oporto's, but normally you are there to do happy laps.
If you see MR-WRX you must attempt to stay as close to him as possible, this way people will
think you are his friend. And remember because you drive a WRX your mobile phone should be a
minimum of a Nokia 8210 or Ericson t28s, and you must have a custom ring tone usually you would
have downloaded it from yourmobile.com. And you should receive at least 3 SMS messages from
your other wog "friends" so your wog friends in your car think your really special. Usually though it's
your mum and she wants to know where you are, and when you're bringing her car back.
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| posted on January 6th, 2005 at 11:07 PM |
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im sure this was in a magazine i had but its still funny, same should be said but the dudes round here hey |
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| posted on January 6th, 2005 at 11:09 PM |
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remember the driver must have a fuly reclined seat, refer to all as bro, brotha, cuz, yullah or muh frend. all accesories should be bought at
supercheap auto. when a cop drives past, give him the finger, but hide your hand behind the door so he wont notice and beat the crap out of you.
you're here to look sik not be beaten into a fully sik pulp.
if you exit the car, one must have the largest 'bling' available. if you cant afford real 'bling', then wall clocks, car insignia or pizza boxes
suspended from gold coated dry pasta will suffice. you must dress in metallic tracksuits, or colour code your outfit to your country of origin, be it
italy, malta, greece or campbelltown.
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VDUBXTC
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| posted on January 6th, 2005 at 11:10 PM |
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As i have said before 1stcar.
We are all wanna be's here in Newcastle. 
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| posted on January 6th, 2005 at 11:14 PM |
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man i go to brighton a lot the Greek restaurants rule and u know whats gold????
The beetle turns evveryones head as i go buy and the ricers go crazy i love it!!!!
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| posted on January 6th, 2005 at 11:21 PM |
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aye aye ate who said campbelltown !??!?!?! :duh
and come on people we all know the place this time of year to be is wollongong 
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| posted on January 7th, 2005 at 12:03 AM |
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dont forget you need to have a night when you park on the street and stand with your mate looking at the fully sick neons under your car... when some
chickies walk past look at them and then look at your car a few times to make sure they notice how unbelievably stupid you look watching a blue light
under your car and thinking its the beez kneez...
sorry... ive had some very entertaining experiences in brighton, hope i didnt offend anyone
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
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| posted on January 7th, 2005 at 02:12 AM |
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He he - I think my Brother in Law (Ricer) has the whole wrong origin going against him. He definately needs to work on his bling bling and lose the
surfer image as I have never seen him in a tracky. I will write it on the Christmas list for this coming Chrissy.
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| posted on January 7th, 2005 at 04:29 AM |
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Even though I'm in Perth, I have worked in Brighton, and that story's just so funny, coz it's Just so True...!!!:P
I hate to admit it, but man, I think you're right....
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| posted on January 7th, 2005 at 01:27 PM |
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only 3 laps?
ahh that's right..on the 4th the cops show up in their 5.8L HSV gts and show you where to put your turbo...
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| posted on January 7th, 2005 at 01:44 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by zac_smits
only 3 laps?
ahh that's right..on the 4th the cops show up in their 5.8L HSV gts and show you where to put your turbo...
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The cops down there need to come up to Newi and show the cops here where to shove their turbos.
We have no v8 cop cars here in newcastle, ok 2 v8's
the rest are supercharged V6 commodores, or turbocharged XR6 Falcons
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