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 countrybuggy
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 02:40 AM |
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the hiccups - what is your cure
i must say when you get the hiccups and you just cant stop (the ones that make you sound like an alco) how bad are they. well i am telling all you
lucky eastern staters that can probably get MINOR GI green cordial.........it is the best....okay the cure is to skull at least a mouthful of the crab
straight......i have patented this cure and found it successful in at least 90% of patients. sukkers!! fair dinkum it works....please let me know if
it doesnt work on your victim :repuke
beetles, buses and buggies......the garden gnomes are breeding
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countrybuggy
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 02:42 AM |
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i am just about to try it out with cab sav......i will let you know the outcome....or not
beetles, buses and buggies......the garden gnomes are breeding
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akean1
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 02:45 AM |
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ill have to try that one. i usually pretend to take a pulse and look serious.
if that doesnt work, just scare the crap out of them with a really loud unexpected yell of the word balls. works a treat
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72TWINCAB
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 08:14 AM |
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20ml of straight red cordial works every time.
My mrs swears by it. I have had freinds over and they have had the hiccups and she has given them a shot of red cordial and it has worked everytime
instantly. None of them can believe how quickly it works.
I have tryed it at least a dozen times and it has worked everytime.
"GO THE RED CORDIAL!"
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 09:18 AM |
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Swallow air back down your windpipe. Like a reverse burp.
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 09:25 AM |
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Block your nose and drink a whole glass of water.
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 09:29 AM |
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oh yeah...give my kids red cordial... r u crazy??
They'd be up the walls for hours....
Now with green I have half a chance of a conversation afterwards that is not made at 1000words per minute..
But since I make it a habit NOT have cordial in my house (any color sends them hypo really) I guess I'm stuck with the hiccups
dubless. 
 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 09:30 AM |
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hold your breath for awhile |
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HotRodMatt
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 09:34 AM |
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A shot of vinegar
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 10:05 AM |
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A snort of wasabi. Will make you forget everything.
Squiz....
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 11:34 AM |
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yeah i tried the vinegar one, but i was hanging upside down on the advice of my grandmas boyfriend... i spewed all over her kitchen too... worked
though...
everything dies baby, thats a fact..
maybe everything that dies one day comes back..
put your make up on and your hair up pretty..
and meet me tonight in Atlantic city..
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 04:10 PM |
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yeah the straight red cordial is the go! an ex of mine had the hiccups so bad she made me ring the hospital at 3am.They suggested red cordial and it
worked a treat! i have given it to others with the hiccups and they too were cured!
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 04:21 PM |
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ok so these are a bit random...but they work...
1. soak a teaspoon of sugar with vinegar. sounds gross hey...but thats wat probably makes u forgot about the hiccups...
2. drink a glass of water through a tissue...sounds obscure, but this one also works for some reason. careful not to drink too fast tho...or u will
inhale the tissue.
thanks for the red cordial thing tho...i mite try that next time....
byee
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| posted on March 2nd, 2005 at 06:07 PM |
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My best mate had the hiccups real bad one day as I was leaving his place, and I tried (mock) ramming him with the bullbar, then blasting the "freight
train" horns at point blank range. He didn't even flinch at either attempt and still had the hiccups so bad he could hardly talk.
Then as I was driving out, I suggested I'd send one of my ex girlfriends round (she's always overly horny) and he snapped bolt upright and the
hiccups disappeared instantly. He hasn't had female company for a while and when I thought about it, I really did know how to frighten him... LOL
 blushblushblush
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