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 HotRodMatt
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:10 PM |
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Important Safety Notice
You have to wonder...
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pyr0
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:14 PM |
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BWAHAHHAHAAAA
it really makes you wonder doesnt it :duh
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bajachris88
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The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:19 PM |
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Maybe its the only way to loosen up tight nuts, BWAHAHHA!!!
lol.
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
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Craig Paton
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:28 PM |
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umbrella device that was used for removal of scabs in the urethra! :jesus |
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Robo
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:31 PM |
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Thats mad! what sort of drugs are they on?
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Golde60
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:35 PM |
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painkillers
...................( O \ l / O ).....................
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penguin
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:42 PM |
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:duh:duh:duh:duhOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o:o:o:o:o:o
'Ah, whatever................'
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Robo
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:44 PM |
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Surely you would need morphine for that sort of twisted behaviour.
Rob...
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bajachris88
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The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 06:56 PM |
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Well, i have heard about 'big' blokes fingering them selves (yes, men fingering them selves), but u would need a whales' HooHaa to do it. lol.
Incredible, where did u find that wierd pic anyways.
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:00 PM |
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only a guy would look at screwdrivers and think..this fit down my old fella....
and try it!
ur guys r weird...
dubless. 
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77bay
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:03 PM |
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Sorry but I've never been that pissed that I tried to stick objects down my knob! My eyes are watering just at the thought.
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field
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:10 PM |
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home prince albert kit!
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11CAB
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:22 PM |
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Jeez thanks Matt......mine doesnt have that warning, and I was so close to injurying myself.....fark that was close...... 
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62deluxe
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:23 PM |
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The question is how do you decide if you need a phillips head or a flat head?:o
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bugeyedbabe
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:27 PM |
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lol...
i went and checked...not on mine either....maybe with my son i really should lock it away...just in case
dubless.
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62deluxe
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:34 PM |
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I'm probably more of a flat head man myself.........
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phil
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 07:54 PM |
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ummmmm
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1500S
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 09:05 PM |
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Puts a new meaning on someone asking"do you want a screw driver" next time you drive thru Kings Cross!!
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76camper
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 09:10 PM |
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wish i had read this post earlier
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64vwmark
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 09:13 PM |
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WTF?!!!
You've got to wonder why they had to print that on there in the first place.
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jenz58
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 09:58 PM |
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...someone must have been having trouble peeing and thought 'I'll just get my old SCREWDRIVER out...that'll fix it!"
It even makes my eyes water in sympathy
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bajachris88
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The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
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| posted on July 11th, 2005 at 10:04 PM |
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Fixing the water works lol. 
Maybe once they start putting up more of those warnings, people would probably call the plumber instead, BWHAHAHAH!!!!
Or go for the trusty plunger...nn[ Edited on 11/7/2005 by mynameischris88 ]
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amazer
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| posted on July 12th, 2005 at 03:15 PM |
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my set doesnt have that warning either. Someone must have done it and sued them. Why else would they put it on?
I think I might go poke one up thorugh my nose and see how much money I can get.
Apparently.. there is a guy in the UK dub scene well known for shoving all sorts of wierd and wonderful things thorugh his knob piercing at shows.
Anything from pencils to ice picks. Unfortunately I've seen pics.
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mscabrio
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| posted on July 12th, 2005 at 03:29 PM |
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After working in Emergency that does not surprise me in the least ! People out all sorts of things down there
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ColumBUS
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| posted on July 12th, 2005 at 04:08 PM |
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how would you explain that to your wife/mates/doctor? :sandrine
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bugeyedbabe
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| posted on July 12th, 2005 at 04:11 PM |
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not sure kk...how did u explain it to mum & dad?
lol
nn[ Edited on 12-7-2005 by bugeyedbabe ]
dubless.
And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my
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penguin
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| posted on July 12th, 2005 at 08:36 PM |
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Probably opened his toilet and saw a phillips head screw on the adjuster for the float valve and thought
"Hey, If I open it up a bit more, I can pee faster and get back to watching the telly!!"
'Ah, whatever................'
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