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 pi22api22a
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 posted on December 4th, 2005 at 12:40 PM |
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VW Haiku Competition ! And the Winner is................................................
Does everyone remember the Japanese art of poetry the Hiaku?
Format is 5, 7 then 5 syllables in 3 seperate units,,
example
"My Kombi is blue
It is not that happy now
She need an engine"
OK,, so see if you can do better..:puke
Winner will be decided by on the 5th January,,,
Judged by me & the missus..
Rules is:
One entry per person (you may edit and change yours)
Must be VW related (this means you Frenzix,, lol)
Good luck,,,
1st prize is (see pic)
Imagine the envy your fellow dubbers will have when you slap on you "automatic" badge,,, change the way you drive in an instant !! no more clutch
trouble !!
Do you only have an automatic divers lic? then this is the prize for you !!
It is an automatic,, but I do have to be here !!!
[ Edited on 4-12-2005 by pi22api22a ]
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DIY-DUB
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 01:01 PM |
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my bug is very dead
rusted gutted stripped apart
hope i fix it soon
hows that? i suck at creative writing, only good with metal paint and the like, school was never my thing, long live the shed/garage/car hold/front
lawn!
[ Edited on 4-12-05 by 1stcarbug ]
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kirk
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 01:15 PM |
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bloody car won't start
should not have pulled it apart
where did this wire go
thats the best i got
this is a true bloody story
i better win prize
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$2.63 homebrand baja
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 01:35 PM |
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festy is dung-heap
car spent money too much on
people laugh at him :P
where's peter leonard?
he's number 1 haiku king
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akean1
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Custom Title Time!
Remember To Love
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 02:06 PM |
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bug bus ghia van
for all woman man and child
love pleasure and pain
 vader 
[ Edited on 5-12-2005 by akean1 ]
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PrettyBlueBug
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 02:22 PM |
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When you see a Bug,
Hit your friend (not hard!) and say
"Punch Bug, no returns!"
:P
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frenzix
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 02:43 PM |
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i love my mummy
she makes my bed at night time
i love you mummy
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frenzix
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 02:46 PM |
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i love my daddy
he tucks me in at night time
why did you leave dad
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frenzix
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 02:48 PM |
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mummy says dads gay
i say i am happy too
not that gay timmy
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frenzix
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 02:53 PM |
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oh enough of my problems, i just read its supposed to be VW related.. dammit
i love my veedubb
it does brake down at night time
i love you veedubb
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 BenettonVW
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 05:03 PM |
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LOL
THE LOWEST WITH THE MOSTEST BLING BLING WINS!!
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vern74
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 06:10 PM |
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My beetle has bling bling
I drive along and sing sing
I sound real bad bad
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pi22api22a
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| posted on December 4th, 2005 at 06:59 PM |
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LOL,,,,
This comp will definetly bring out the poets!!!
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PrettyBlueBug
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 07:37 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by pi22api22a
LOL,,,,
This comp will definetly bring out the poets!!!
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly... :P
I've already had a few giggles!
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ColumBUS
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 08:13 AM |
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THIS IS MY OFFICIAL ENTRY
Fahrvergnugen Thoughts
Feelings of Great Happiness
Sheer Driving Pleasure
[ Edited on 5-12-2005 by ColumBUS ]
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squizy
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 09:47 AM |
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Adolf want peeps car
Ferdinand built proto
Poms save idea for world
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ColumBUS
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 12:29 PM |
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emo hiku
die die die die die
cut cut slash blood bleeding die
my mum hates me
i am emo child
listen to me crying loud
sob sob whinge cry cry
i won't change lightbulb
let me cry in the darkness
very bad emo jokes
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PrettyBlueBug
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 12:49 PM |
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Hahahaha  Good stuff Col-emo-Bus!
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Purple Martin
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 02:38 PM |
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dak dak dak dak dak
dak dak dak dak dak dak dak
dak dak dak dak dak
1959 red & white Beetle
1975 Kombi camper
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PrettyBlueBug
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 02:53 PM |
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Ahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahaha now that's awesome Purple Martin!
Shouldn't it be:
Whirr whirr start splutter
Dak dak dak clunk thunk dak dak
Cough choke dak dak BANG!
:P
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Purple Martin
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 03:02 PM |
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heh, OK mine is the dream, yours is the reality!
1959 red & white Beetle
1975 Kombi camper
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ColumBUS
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| posted on December 5th, 2005 at 03:13 PM |
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putting along road
watch flames from the back window
this makes me quite sad
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pi22api22a
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 08:43 AM |
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ah yes,, great work all,, keep it up!!
Still looking for an appropriate 1st prize,,,,
daave
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Chewy
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 09:24 AM |
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Just bought a kombi,
She is a bit rusty tho,
But thats half the fun...
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bugeyedbabe
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 10:19 AM |
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My car is Edith
Little buggar stole my heart
now she mine i smile
dubless.
 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my
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PrettyBlueBug
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 10:23 AM |
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Aww... that's a cute one! :P
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 10:25 AM |
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Bugs, bays, so much see.
Veedub style is one huge scene..
Splits, Ghias, Type threes.
couldnt help myself....
[ Edited on 9/12/2005 by twoguns ]
Simply Cruzin'...
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 11:02 AM |
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change tyres, adjust brakes.
what is that funny odour?
no more pub carpark 
tik thud ding crunch BANG
stopped car, hot sun, wheres tiewire?
stupid bug pooheap :puke
kahmal say to us
why are people so unkind?
he not drive festy  |
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PrettyBlueBug
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 11:48 AM |
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Hahahaha Stupid bug pooheap Hahahaha *wiping laughter tears away* :P
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Dasdubber
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| posted on December 7th, 2005 at 11:54 AM |
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A.V.D. forum
Boss says "too much time on line"
Please don't block it boss!
Veedub resto's rock
Can cost way too much money
Hooray for credit
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