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posted on April 5th, 2003 at 06:06 PM
OH NO! (just for laughs)
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil",
Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis
of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of
the Union address.
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as
having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as
evil - in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil . . .
we're the best."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of
Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-
Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained
Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition.
In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis.
So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly
cool."
International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious
nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game
of geopolitical musical chairs.
Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of
Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in
the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia
established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally
Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the
desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda
applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But
Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".
Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis
of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat,
really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First
Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps
making fun of him, a cautious Bush
granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the
establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose
Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false
application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied
the charges.
Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
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posted on April 6th, 2003 at 02:52 PM
Very entertaining! :thumb
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posted on April 6th, 2003 at 03:58 PM
LOL
Sorry about the copyright infringement, but I just had to send it to an American friend who keeps sending me French jokes...
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posted on April 6th, 2003 at 09:58 PM
Very funny in an evil sort of way
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe
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posted on April 6th, 2003 at 10:03 PM
Thanks!
Actually i thought i might have got my butt kicked Royally, because it's a bit "Political", but you couldn't call yourself an
Aussie without making jokes about such issues
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posted on April 7th, 2003 at 08:46 AM
Well it was sort of aimed at everyone so safe by my reckoning (?)
Politically incorrect policies, or people that cry it out, can go too far sometimes. It can make for a very boring existance and be very anal at
times. We are too frightened to speak or laugh sometimes. Hey, it can be a real tension breaker:sandrine
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