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posted on May 10th, 2006 at 12:41 AM
quiet emo-girl!
Seriously... I get random after about midnight LOL... ask fish or ash! LOL
OH MY GOD!!!!...I CAN SEE JEESUS IN MY KOMBI"S WINDSCREEN!!! :jesus
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posted on May 10th, 2006 at 12:53 AM
GLOWING ELECTRIC PINEAPPLE ON STILTS!!!!
hmmm...dammit...the pics of my bus are so damn old...i thinks i should take some more recent ones... best ones ive got that are recent are from berry
and one can only see the nose and the poptop sticking up hehe
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posted on May 10th, 2006 at 07:22 AM
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I dont know if im ment to be posting in the young dubbers part of the forum, im only 20 so i still think im young lol. There are some nice rides
in here, pics of my kombi can be found here http://www.myspace.com/26900271
i would put them on this site but i have no idea how to.
Alex.
hey man, nice kombs... go to http://www.photobucket.com, register, upload your
photos to there, then paste the tag in the post and voila!
BTW Schmo...you are the missing flavour of fruit loop!
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posted on May 10th, 2006 at 02:41 PM
yep!...electric cheese sandwich flavour!
And Alex, that kombi is hawwwt!!!
I don't wanna be buried, in a pet cemateee-ery... I don't wanna live my life agaai-aan.. :duh
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posted on May 10th, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Thanks Scarlet,
Here are some pics of my kombi, hopefully they work lol.
[ Edited on 10-5-2006 by crazyfiggi ]
[ Edited on 10-5-2006 by crazyfiggi ]
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posted on May 10th, 2006 at 05:29 PM
wtf????...my post dissappeared within a second!!! :duh
That kombi is teh cream... those shoes look a bit how's ya father... but thats just cos I'm a stock nazi hehe... but yeh... who really cares when
the rest of the bus is that sweet!!!??
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posted on May 10th, 2006 at 06:08 PM
:P To think all the young people of today have their shiny new suped up cars... And at school or wherever theyre all "Ohohohooo check out my fully
sik caaarrr", and I tell them bout Gerard, and they just laugh because hes "an old piece of shit".... Yet, I laugh at them and say "Atleast mine
isnt composed of 98% plastic and fibregalss, and I know mine is reliable because it's stayed strong for this long, your hunk of doof doof breaks down
when you try to look cool in it and push it too far I love my
little dub and nobody will change that.
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posted on May 11th, 2006 at 12:44 AM
lol they might laugh now..because it might not look crash hot..but as soon as you do it up..they would be like OMG -jaw drops- lol then you get the
chance to laugh in there face
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posted on May 11th, 2006 at 07:59 AM
HAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEEYYYYYY ----- LOOOOOOJJJJAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
my favourite line with people who pull that... 'arent you a duffer, for buying an old car' face... when I first bought a Volksy is..... If its
lasted 30+ years allready, and its being looked after, whats stoppin in from lasting another 30!.... yeah, so there...nerneee nernneee ner ner!
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posted on May 12th, 2006 at 01:03 PM
Yep... and look at it this way too... crashwise... 2 tonne metal kombi with bad-ass reinforcing at the front end minding it's own beeswax, when
suddenly a smartass ricer in there cheap all-fart, no-poo korean plastic shitbox with crumple zones does somethin stupid... well, I think we know
who's gonna come out of that one better!
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posted on May 12th, 2006 at 08:00 PM
DUDE!!!....FLIPPIN' ECK, YOUR ALMOST AS UNSTABLE AS I AM!!!!
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posted on May 12th, 2006 at 11:42 PM
Damn straight I think we're all pretty unstable here, but none as
unstable as Kieran :bounce
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posted on May 14th, 2006 at 05:13 PM
Mmmm peanut butter in a biskit...
Oh god this is good...
Little angel go away, come again some other day, devil has my ear today, I'll
never hear a word you say... :duh
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posted on May 16th, 2006 at 11:29 PM
I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO LOG IN UNDER MY PROPER NAME DAMMIT!
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posted on May 16th, 2006 at 11:49 PM
sorry darling...
[ Edited on 16-5-2006 by ColumBUS ]
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posted on May 17th, 2006 at 12:08 AM
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oh my god livvy i was eating peantu butter in a biscuit tonight!
we must be related or something...
Hmmmm?
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posted on May 17th, 2006 at 12:58 AM
eww how grosss:puke
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posted on May 17th, 2006 at 01:31 AM
sorry dear!
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posted on May 17th, 2006 at 11:28 PM
ON BEHALF OF THE BISCUIT. I CATEGORICALLY DENY ANY AND ALL INVOLVEMENT OF SAID PARTY IN SUCH ACTIVITY AS WAS CLAIMED BY FISH TO HAVE TAKEN PLACE.
and I want my real handle back.... this schmoburger2 one is dodgy as all hell.
Damn laptop breaking...
[ Edited on 17-5-2006 by Schmoburger2 ]
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posted on May 21st, 2006 at 01:37 PM
Mmmm cheese in a biskit...
Man I love biscuits... They rock hardcore...
Little angel go away, come again some other day, devil has my ear today, I'll
never hear a word you say... :duh
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posted on May 22nd, 2006 at 10:54 AM
hash-tea and hash-biccies anybody?
AND YEEEHAAWWWW...I got the keys to Schmo again! Thanks Helbus!
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posted on May 22nd, 2006 at 11:16 AM
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AND YEEEHAAWWWW...I got the keys to Schmo again! Thanks Helbus!
Oh thank god... who ever that Schmoburger2 was?... Sheesh what a wierdo!
Ash x
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posted on May 27th, 2006 at 06:26 PM
Just installed a new sound system in my car...
New speakers in the door, boxed in speakers behind the backseats!
I need a new side mirror, should I just get a motorcycle mirror?
Little angel go away, come again some other day, devil has my ear today, I'll
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posted on May 29th, 2006 at 09:43 PM
naaaaaaaaaahhhh... just glue tinfoil to a square of cardboard and duct tape it to the door! :bounce
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posted on May 30th, 2006 at 08:24 PM
OMFGBBQMETOO!!!!!
Your a crazy crazy mofo Scarlet-man.... but you'll never outstrip me! :vader
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