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The true meaning of WOFTER (a pure rant)
WOFTER- waste of f##king time, energy & resourses.
I spoke (by email) to our lord & master not that long ago, (that's Jim for those who don't know). I showed him my rather large collection of toys.
These range from a beetle & a kombi the size of a cigarette filter, to a 3 dimensional cardboard kombi rougly 2/3 the size of the real thing.
In the course of these emails I mentioned, that because I had just won 32 more models off ebay, I may need another cabinet. This is where my problems
began.
To follow this you must know the set up of the house. Upstairs is the standard 3 bedroom house. Downstairs is a laundry & a touse & one room half the
size of the entire upstairs, set up as a 2nd loungeroom. This is my domain. The ornaments are VW, the pictures are VW, the wall clocks are VW, even
the magnets on the bar fridge.
Anyway, having found & won the ideal cabinet for the job, my wife decided it would be better off upstairs. So I pull apart the entertainment unit
upstairs, lug it downstairs & replace it with MY newly aquired purchase. The big TV doesn't fit on it, lug it downstairs, & we are back to one of the
portables.
The cabinet can fit in any nook of the loungeroom, arranging the lounges to accomodate said cabinet was an entirely different prospect. No matter
which way you went it made the loungeroom look smaller. Not to mention the kids compaining not beiong able to play the xbox properly with a small
telly.
Yesterday, while the wife was at work, I lugged the entertainment unit back upstairs, put it back together, lugged the big telly back up, lugged MY
cabint back down & put the whole lot back together the way it was.
AND GUESS WHAT------- IT WORKS.
The moral of this story is twofold.
1) Never let anyone shang hai your ebay winnings.
2) If your missus wants to rearrange the house, wish her luck& piss off to the pub.
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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 helbus
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| posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 06:37 PM |
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Does this mean tomorrow we are going to hear about how you have had to change it all back again? 
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| posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 06:54 PM |
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tis a brave man that rearranges without the wifes consent...
soon u might find urself bandaged....then changing it back the way SHE wants....
Look out...saucepan
dubless. 
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| posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 08:18 PM |
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No no no, I have UN-rearranged & claimed my cabinet back.
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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squizy
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| posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 11:03 PM |
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Legendary Spook, legendary. PMSL.
You'll have to tell us how your back is in the morning.
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| posted on July 24th, 2006 at 06:10 AM |
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So dose that mean my woman is not uniqe? I have suffered with this problem for years!
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| posted on July 24th, 2006 at 08:24 AM |
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All women are unique to a given point, then chromosomes take over & they all become very much the same.
A couple of basic examples that no man will argue with.
-Your wage is THE money, her wage is HER money. And it's already spoken for anyway, so don't count on that.
-A man "wouldn't mind" one of (insert whatever here). A woman needs. She "needs" jewellry, "needs" a new car, "needs" a new camera. Oh, and
your paying for it, cause her money is already spoken for.
-When she says,"I've been thinking". it's going to cost YOU money. (because her money is already spoken for, remember!)
-When you spend your anuall leave painting the house, laying a slab or generally tidying the place up, but as soon as you get company all you hear is
"oh, we did this" & "we did that". You don't say anything, sip your beer & turn the steaks over, with every sinew in youir body wanting to
scream- WHO'S F#CKING WE??
Trust me brothers, they are all the same.
But I really wouldn't have it any other way.
[ Edited on 23-7-2006 by Spook ]
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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| posted on July 24th, 2006 at 01:23 PM |
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I am glad that you have learnt your lesson. I just wish that I could my man to do the same !
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| posted on July 24th, 2006 at 03:45 PM |
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I hear ya spook, I don't mind it so much because I never ever have to do any cooking, dishes, washing or cleaning.
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Spook
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| posted on July 25th, 2006 at 06:00 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by mscabrio
I am glad that you have learnt your lesson. I just wish that I could my man to do the same !
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What?
Can't figure them out, so just go with the flow & pick up the tab?
I've known that for years!:P
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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| posted on July 25th, 2006 at 01:11 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by Spook
All women are unique to a given point, then chromosomes take over & they all become very much the same.
A couple of basic examples that no man will argue with.
-Your wage is THE money, her wage is HER money. And it's already spoken for anyway, so don't count on that.
-A man "wouldn't mind" one of (insert whatever here). A woman needs. She "needs" jewellry, "needs" a new car, "needs" a new camera. Oh, and
your paying for it, cause her money is already spoken for.
-When she says,"I've been thinking". it's going to cost YOU money. (because her money is already spoken for, remember!)
-When you spend your anuall leave painting the house, laying a slab or generally tidying the place up, but as soon as you get company all you hear is
"oh, we did this" & "we did that". You don't say anything, sip your beer & turn the steaks over, with every sinew in youir body wanting to
scream- WHO'S F#CKING WE??
Trust me brothers, they are all the same.
But I really wouldn't have it any other way.
[ Edited on 23-7-2006 by Spook ]
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Has it turned u gay yet ??
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| posted on July 25th, 2006 at 04:31 PM |
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and spook...dont forget...
she grabs the fifty out of ur wallet, buys some milk...and there is NEVER any change!
pmsl....please...GIRLS were given a manual at birth...once they can read it, their alllowed to screw males over as much as they wish! Some start from
birth. One sweet smile from their 'little princess' and some dads are forever at the shops with "Little Princess' carrying around the new
purchases. Bikes, dresses, tiaras, wands etc.
And as U said, most wouldnt have it any other way....the dads at least 
dubless.
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Spook
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| posted on July 25th, 2006 at 07:22 PM |
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Lady, I'm married with 5 kids, I never have a 50 in my wallet to pull out!
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
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| posted on July 25th, 2006 at 07:25 PM |
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What is with that? No change? I ask about it and I am firmly told "No Change"
Best way out is for me to walk to the milkbar and get the milk myself and a sixpack from the bottleshop next door. Works out cheaper
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| posted on July 26th, 2006 at 08:42 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by Spook
Lady, I'm married with 5 kids, I never have a 50 in my wallet to pull out!
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She is obviously good at "one thing".:thumb
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