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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 09:30 AM
your secret or not so secret talent?


in an endeavour to find out if i am as lame as i think i may be, i need some people to reveal their talents!

we all know the old line that everyone has a talent.. i just wish mine was something more physical!

if i had to name my one talent it is this.

i have an innate abillity to predict relationship failures.

within 30 minutes or less of meeting a couple i dont know i will have made my mind up about if they will last the distance or not. just a subconcious equation i run through my head..

i enjoy listening to people and at the same time subconciously pulling them apart to see how they tick. this is aided by my sometimes insistent questioning..
once ive got an understanding about them then i can make assupmtions about their reactions to certain scenarios and test them out to see if i am right.. it just so happens that i specialise in relationship breakups.. haha

so, who else has lame talents?

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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 11:07 AM



i have.......I can think of someone and a day or an hr later or so they turn up or the mail contains somethin from them (e-mail) etc' So i thght of u where u got to on Thursday and here u are Laurie !!

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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 11:54 AM



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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 12:02 PM



i can drink a longneck of draught 700ml in one go without it touching my lips:beer



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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 12:21 PM



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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 12:29 PM



i can throw bottles around like tom cruise

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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 02:38 PM



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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 04:29 PM



I can read threads like this and not be tempted to post...........................




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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 05:01 PM



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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 05:44 PM



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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 05:51 PM



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posted on February 10th, 2007 at 08:19 PM



LOL i am good at going to the pub/club and getting completly plastered and coming home with most if not all the money i went with !!!!!!!
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posted on February 11th, 2007 at 02:03 AM



i often take the stickers off kiwi fruit and stick them to a part of my body and take photos of them in the fruit bowl



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posted on February 11th, 2007 at 09:18 AM



i am never eating kiwi fruit again!!!



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posted on February 11th, 2007 at 09:57 AM



i can flare like tom cruise also, and i can yell very, very loud for very long periods of time.



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posted on February 11th, 2007 at 11:09 AM



Quote:
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i often take the stickers off kiwi fruit and stick them to a part of my body and take photos of them in the fruit bowl


Is yours detachable?




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posted on February 11th, 2007 at 01:12 PM



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Quote:
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i often take the stickers off kiwi fruit and stick them to a part of my body and take photos of them in the fruit bowl


Is yours detachable?
or stretchy




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posted on February 11th, 2007 at 06:35 PM



either way...im not eating any fruit passed to me from bowls previously handled by pusherman....



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posted on February 12th, 2007 at 09:27 AM



OMG... I haven't laughed so much for ages, well since last Thursday night anyway.... but fruit stickers.... :lol:

I can squirt liquid through the hole in my tongue.

I can also converse with cats and know what they are thinking.




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posted on February 12th, 2007 at 09:28 AM



... oh, another one...

When my little brother was 8 months old I had a half-hour conversation with him even though he couldn't speak a word of english...




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Are you telepathetic??



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