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| posted on May 31st, 2003 at 03:35 PM |
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Thought of the day
We spend more money on plastic surgery and viagra than we do on finding a cure for alzheimers.
Which means we'll be an aging society with great tits huge erect schlongs but no idea what to do with them. |
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fish
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 posted on May 31st, 2003 at 04:41 PM |
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Hey man... i want some of the stuff your smokin!!!
Drink and drive your a bloody idiot!!! make it home you'r a legend !!!!
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| posted on June 1st, 2003 at 07:17 AM |
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Dose that mean that I can fool around when Im an old geaser, because my missus wont remember I did it!
Boxer Power
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pyr0
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| posted on June 1st, 2003 at 09:26 AM |
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i like the way you think  |
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vw_carrera
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| posted on June 1st, 2003 at 10:48 AM |
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what are we talking about again? |
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jenz58
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| posted on June 1st, 2003 at 11:07 AM |
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I forget:jesus
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Adam_C
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| posted on June 1st, 2003 at 08:32 PM |
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i lost him at great tits :P:P:P
Adam
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jenz58
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| posted on June 2nd, 2003 at 07:48 PM |
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Typical!!! LOL |
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jenz58
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| posted on June 2nd, 2003 at 08:00 PM |
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OK another, but far less raunchy :jesus
'He did each single thing as if he did nothing else' Charles Dickens
Well working on your VW? 
'The more you know the less you understand' Tao Te Ching
Ok does that mean you go to a compete newbie when you need help and figure it out together?:o
Well just thoughts:sandrine
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Grey 57
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| posted on June 2nd, 2003 at 08:00 PM |
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What was the topic again????
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jenz58
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| posted on June 2nd, 2003 at 08:03 PM |
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Viagra, breast implants and alzeimers
adding an s to breast implant:o
Forget the spelling of alzeimers:jesus
[Edited on 2-6-2003 by jenz58]
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Herbie
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| posted on June 2nd, 2003 at 09:26 PM |
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I look forward to when I am old and have alzheimers.
I am looking forward to the thousands and thousands of NEW faces and people I will meet in the nursing home all the new jokes I have never heard and
All their stories they tell me that I have never heard before about their travels to places I would like to visit one day ,like Australia, it sounds
so nice.
And these corridors just keep opening up into all these new rooms and this beautiful lake with a boat and some little fish and big fish swimming in
the water, I caught a fish once , it was only small but I caught a fish once, it was a tuesday morning many many years ago just after I finnished the
saturday morning football game. I had just had some dinner, its a very interesting thing to note that for dinner when I got up I had toast, I set the
fridge to 3, medium brown, not too light, not too dark like my panelvan I have its Brown, brand new xb falcon not the holden, never much liked the
holden, Sandman, hey I remember the ad like it was yesterday, Sunbird sunbird right away gotta get a little get a little every day, oh they were the
days crusing around in my convertible brown fiat panelvan me and the blonde I told you about. I like fishing.
62 Ragtop Herbie with a little extra oomph.
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jenz58
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| posted on June 2nd, 2003 at 11:21 PM |
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Cool
I cared for people with alzeimers. Loved the ones in thier little fairy world, felt for the family who's secrets were given away sometimes though
but it is life and they were and are loved in such a sweet way.
Scary spaces some people find themselves in, unresolved stuff which torments them. Lots of TLC no matter what comes out:sandrine
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| posted on June 2nd, 2003 at 11:23 PM |
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you guys are making it hard for me to keep working, i cant stop reading all this crap when i should be working away at 2 in the morning!
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jenz58
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 12:00 AM |
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Careful you don't become addicted:sandrine
Back to work
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Stanley
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 07:01 AM |
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i know it has nothing to do with vw's but here's another one.
there's a saying that "there's one in every crowd" What happens if we gather all these people and make a crowd of them ?. Is there
still only one in this crowd.........?
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jenz58
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 08:31 AM |
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It could be fun:party
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pyr0
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 09:02 AM |
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i got one
if at 1st you dont suceed, then delete all evidence that you ever tried.
i think it has already been sed but i just applies to what i was doing at skool |
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 04:15 PM |
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If you can lay on the ground without holding on, then you are not drunk enough.
(billy connolly)
Never trust a person, who, when left in a room with a tea cossie dosen't try it on.
(billy again)
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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Unity-28
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 04:21 PM |
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To be or not to be......
I keep forgeting!:alien
I usully put my initial here but.....
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Starbug
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 04:53 PM |
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The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming semi-trailer...
sorry... morbid... had a looooooong day! |
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jenz58
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 09:10 PM |
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Pyro love the one about deleting all evidence of trying:thumb
Must remember that one if I can:jesus
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect:sandrine
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warb
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gimme some butter im on a roll.....
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 09:18 PM |
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its good to believe in something, and I believe ill have another beer!
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 10:18 PM |
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Squiz......
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KruizinKombi
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 10:30 PM |
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Love that post herbie!!
Good things come to those who wait, or are prepared to get their lips dirty!
Kruizin Kol
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 11:16 PM |
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If you wait long enough, all your problems go away.
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manxed69
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| posted on June 3rd, 2003 at 11:18 PM |
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Sometimes it's best to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
(What would we do without the Simpsons)
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| posted on June 4th, 2003 at 04:58 PM |
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The early bird gets the worm but the sloth doesn't get sucked into jet engines.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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| posted on June 4th, 2003 at 05:04 PM |
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"the only constant in the universe, is change" |
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KruizinKombi
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| posted on June 4th, 2003 at 05:14 PM |
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"Due to the current economic crisis, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off until further notice."
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys."
"When you pay peanuts, you get monkeys."
Kruizin Kol
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