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 bigdood2
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 02:13 PM |
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vw joke
A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop light. Their windows are open and he yells at
the guy in the Rolls, 'Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?'
The guy in the Rolls says, 'Yes, of course I do..'
'I got one too... see?' the Texan says.
'Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice.'
'You got a fax machine?' asks the Texan.
'Why, actually, yes, I do.'
'I do too! See? It's right here!' brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, 'So, do you have a double bed in back there?'
The guy in the Rolls replies, 'NO! Do you?'
'Yep, got my double bed right in back here,' the Texan replies.
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a
customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and
drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his
Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels some-what awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on
the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
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(It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.)
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The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The guy with the Rolls says, 'Hey, remember me?'
'Yeah, yeah, I remember you,' replies the Texan, 'What's up?'
'Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls.'
'The Texan exclaims, 'YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?
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trickysimon
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 02:21 PM |
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greedy53
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 03:56 PM |
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grumble
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 04:12 PM |
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Not quite what I expected but funny.
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greasykitchen
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 04:34 PM |
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Heard it before but it made be laugh. 
'76 Golf
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 04:44 PM |
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i remember hearing that as a kid decades ago but it was a kombi back then
still good for laff
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Wild1
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 06:41 PM |
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how does one put a bed in a beetle???
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 06:49 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by Wild1
how does one put a bed in a beetle???
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Take it to a drive-in theatre and improvise! 
If you can't fix it with a hammer,
you have an electrical problem....
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trickysimon
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 06:51 PM |
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But remember to take someone with you
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Joel
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 06:58 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by Wild1
how does one put a bed in a beetle???
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ask any of us bug owners that camped at valla 06
a bug can be a very comfy place to sleep compared to a tent full of water....
just expect to wake up knowing how a paraplegic feels each day
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Rural Baja
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| posted on October 8th, 2008 at 08:45 PM |
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LOL
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