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I need some advice (Joke)

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posted on November 30th, 2009 at 05:33 AM

I need some advice (Joke)

This is a joke I got the other day via text, which I've modified for a veedub audience.

Hey mate, I need you advice.

For a while now I think the wife has been cheating on me. There have been many of the usual signs, she has been "staying back at work" late, spending a lot more evenings "out with the girls" and has become more dismissive of me.

I began to suspect something was up.

I waited outside one evening for her to get home. I lay down behind my bug and looked out from under it as some late model BMW pulled into our driveway. In it, I saw my wife making out with some guy I didn't know.

Then I saw a nasty rust hole forming in the heater channel.

So mate, tell me, is that something I can just patch with fibreglass, or should I cut the section out and re weld?

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posted on November 30th, 2009 at 06:49 AM

cut n weld it

I read it on FACEBOOK so it must be true

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71notch

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posted on December 1st, 2009 at 05:53 PM

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posted on December 1st, 2009 at 06:23 PM

cut and r weld...use the bmw for parts :lol:

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