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 68AutoBug
A.k.a.: Lee Noonan
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Blonde walked into the Garage and asked the Mechanic.. joke
A blonde walked into a Garage and told the Mechanic she needed a part for Her car...
He asked what part was it?...
She said its the "Seven Hundred and Ten" part
He said I'm sorry but I don't know what it is..
She said it sits in the middle of the engine...
He took her over to a car, opened the bonnet and asked Her to show Him what the part was...
Here is the part..
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beetleboyjeff
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| posted on January 8th, 2012 at 11:03 PM |
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Glad you liked that one Lee. :-)
From your ole' mate Jeff
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narumi
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 12:40 AM |
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did she need to replace the part because when fitted it is upside down?
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72superbug
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 01:09 AM |
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LOL now thats funny and original.....710 hehehe
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HappyDaze
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 06:14 AM |
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posted by 72superbug
LOL now thats funny and original.....710 hehehe
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Or it WAS original.....about 15 years ago.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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vwo60
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 06:57 AM |
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About grade three level
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 11:06 AM |
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means u got it Shane
happy nevw year
still have my Ghia here for u
smae price
want any vw bits old but like me, Made in Germany!!!
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68AutoBug
A.k.a.: Lee Noonan
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 02:07 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by beetleboyjeff
Glad you liked that one Lee. :-)
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Hi Jeff
Yes, it had Me stumped ... lol
and I have got one or more of those 710's in My shed... lol
the ones with two lugs are 710 or OIL depending on which way its put on..
not sure about the threaded ones... lol
funny, how We could see a cap with 710 on it and always think of OIL... lol
cheers
LEE
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68AutoBug
A.k.a.: Lee Noonan
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 02:10 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by narumi
did she need to replace the part because when fitted it is upside down?
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well it would read O I L to Her... lol
and most probably another part ... lol
LEE
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 helbus
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| posted on January 9th, 2012 at 03:03 PM |
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My mates Alfa has a 0170 cap, and the old Mercedes at work has a 730 cap. They are all different part numbers depending on country of origin.
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| posted on January 13th, 2012 at 11:27 AM |
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A guy is driving around the back roads of Tasie when he sees a sign in front of a broken down old house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, “So, what's your story?”
The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Australian
Security moband in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured
a dog would be eavesdropping. 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Mascot airport to do some undercover security, wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a shit load
of puppies, and now I'm just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the guy says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard.”
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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Joel
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| posted on January 13th, 2012 at 12:50 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by helbus
My mates Alfa has a 0170 cap, and the old Mercedes at work has a 730 cap. They are all different part numbers depending on country of origin.
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Even a couple of my VW oil caps say OEL instead.
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Phil74Camper
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| posted on January 13th, 2012 at 02:50 PM |
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A mate of mine recently admitted that he's addicted to drinking a litre of brake fluid every day.
I said "Mate, isn't that dangerous?!"
Nah, he said, I can stop any time.
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