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posted on April 7th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Zombie Escape Vehicle!
The world is about to end,ZOMBIES will roam the streets looking for human brains and flesh, you need to find a way out before they find you!
So i built my own way out, the ZEV (zombie escape vehicle), to the un-educated it may look like a MK1 4 door golf but that urban camo confuses them,
if you find yourself feeling dizzy while looking at this car, give me a call i have access to a very large mincing machine, it will almost take a cow,
now i've dated some pretty big girls in my time, i thought it was abit like national service, i was hoping to get a medal after 4 years! but none of
them were as big as a cow (although i could use some big udders right now, but thats another story!)
Back to the car, its a diesel, so it will move along without revving and drawing attention, it will also go a hell of along way without needing to
stop (60mpg) its not lowered, so driving over the dead shouldn't be too hard! limo tinted rear windows so they can't see you!
So when it happens, if you see a slow moving golf, and you're not freaked out by it, then you got yourself a ride to freedom!
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posted on April 7th, 2012 at 11:43 PM
I can't see any vehicle in these photos, only a license plate?
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posted on April 8th, 2012 at 08:49 AM
haha, full tops I assume the tow bar is for towing a zombie
slasher? or just towing a zombie down the highway in general?
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posted on April 8th, 2012 at 09:53 AM
Hahaha awesome! Does it have cup holders? I'm told escaping from / killing zombies is thirsty work
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posted on April 8th, 2012 at 09:56 AM
Those photos look amazing, what camera you using?
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posted on April 8th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
luftmeister, the cars behind the number plate, i think you need to meet TORRELLI the mincer!
bajachris, If zombies hang off the tow bar, the diesel donk will still move the car and zombies in tow!
clockwork, yes 2 cup holders, theres even a small shelf nder the passenger side dash for chips etc. we will not starve!
smithy, canon 400D eos, 17-55mm lens, 10sec apature, and a small blue white LED to high light the shadows and wheels.
Its riding on 14" rims, not the 13's it came with, abit more ground clearance to clear the dying undead. All the trim has been painted satin black
so as not to draw the attention of the zombies, the bonnet has been highly polished and waxed so they slide off should any happen to land on there!
i think i covered most bases, i'll need guns, fireworks, poss a roo bar and screen guard are on the shopping list.
I assume the tow bar is for towing a zombie
slasher? or just towing a zombie down the highway in general? 
