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 Ollie
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| posted on May 1st, 2012 at 08:03 AM |
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And for my 700th post- a joke...
*clears throat*
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Brilliant, I know.
Have a good day everyone!
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HappyDaze
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| posted on May 1st, 2012 at 08:15 AM |
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 Now that's my kinda joke.
Bit like.......Two budgies sitting on a perch, and one said "Can you smell fish?"
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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bugmaniaar
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| posted on May 1st, 2012 at 11:17 AM |
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And then the fish said,why is there bird seed in the tank
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ClockworkMonkey
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| posted on May 1st, 2012 at 08:28 PM |
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hahaha! love it Ollie! 
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Newt
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| posted on May 1st, 2012 at 09:11 PM |
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Why have elephants got big ears?
It is as it is - If you didnt enjoy today, you've missed the opportunity.
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Gringo_54_oval
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| posted on May 1st, 2012 at 09:23 PM |
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what do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?
Nothing shes already been told twice.
( sorry in advance ladies)
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penguin
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ackkkkkk thhhhhpt!
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| posted on May 1st, 2012 at 09:25 PM |
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Cos Noddie won't pay the ransom!
'Ah, whatever................'
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buzzbug
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| posted on May 2nd, 2012 at 09:34 PM |
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I prefer,
there are two Gold fish in a tank,
one says to the other, i'll drive you man the gun.
but that is the ex-AJ coming out.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
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modulus
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| posted on May 3rd, 2012 at 08:45 AM |
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What's the most dangerous gang in Tasmania?
Tree fellers with Gunns.
hth
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beetleboyjeff
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| posted on May 3rd, 2012 at 10:08 AM |
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What do you call an elephant with no ears?
Anything you like, he won't hear you.
From your ole' mate Jeff
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CecilApestle
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| posted on May 6th, 2012 at 01:22 PM |
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I dont get it 
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HappyDaze
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| posted on May 6th, 2012 at 03:38 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by CecilApestle
I dont get it
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Don't give up.....try a different deodorant.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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 helbus
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| posted on May 6th, 2012 at 05:34 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally
posted by Gringo_54_oval
what do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?
and?
Nothing shes already been told twice.
( sorry in advance ladies)
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whathaveidone
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| posted on May 6th, 2012 at 07:04 PM |
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What did one cow say to the other????
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HappyDaze
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| posted on May 6th, 2012 at 08:41 PM |
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Nothing........cows can't talk.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
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whathaveidone
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| posted on May 6th, 2012 at 08:57 PM |
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Close!!!!!! answere is MOOOOO!!!!
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