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 donn
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| posted on September 27th, 2012 at 07:14 PM |
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bastard of a job !
Gynaecologist’s Assistant...
A man went to Macquarie Street in Sydney having seen an ad for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for
details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. " "You have to help the women out of their
underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing
oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $95,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to
Brisbane "
" My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man. She answered: "No Sir, that's where the end of the queue is."
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
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Bob down
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| posted on September 27th, 2012 at 08:07 PM |
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pod
A.k.a.: paul mrvw061
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i`ve got to finish this thing one day
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| posted on September 27th, 2012 at 08:20 PM |
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tar76
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| posted on September 27th, 2012 at 09:13 PM |
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"Obey your Dreams"!
62 Std beetle.
65 11 wnd Split "The Cross".
6? coming very soon!!!!
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tin-bits
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| posted on September 27th, 2012 at 09:23 PM |
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Classic  
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1303Steve
A.k.a.: Steve Carter
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| posted on September 28th, 2012 at 08:15 AM |
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its big thing when you look into it, but if you can beat the smell you've got it licked
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empi
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| posted on September 28th, 2012 at 12:09 PM |
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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous  |
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