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Jason-Tyler Learner Dubber

2 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·

#202452
I am currently doing a rotary conversion in a 69'beetle and was wonder how hard it is to swap a bus tranny in. What needs to be done to do this.

Cheers Jason

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#202826
Tranny Swap
Never call a thread something like this and expect a straight answer! My brain just cant leave it alone. Let's see if those heavy duty horse tranq's work....

Ahhhhh, yeah! I did it no mention of genetalia and sex changes. Aren't you all proud of me?

XXX-1.8T Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,113 posts · joined Oct 2002 ·

#202843
ohhh man as soon as i saw this thread i thought of u wombat 🙂

come on do something funny - u know u want to 🙂




[Edited on 14-7-2004 by XXX-1.8T]

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#202850
😉 go Sir wombat, I bit my fingers on that one. Knew you wouldn't be able to stop urself...hehehehehe "I'll swap u one tranny for two small furry animals, a jar of mayo and a packet of elastic bands".....:duh

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#202881
Costa - where did you get that photo of me? That was supposed to be between me, Heather and George Bush. Do you also have the one with the nuclear war head, petroleum Jelly, breast implant, cactus and capsicum spray? If you do, don't post it please! I beg it of you!

I'm not doin' anything like that again with George. I know I can trust Heather. She'd never rat out on a fellow trannie, but that George! I should've known there was something about him. He also claimed to have a weapon of mass distruction, but we couldn't find it eh Heather?

Anyway, now that you've posted the pic... How do you like me clean shaven? The brazillian was a bitch, we did that with wax. And thanks to Heather for the breast grafts. They aren't hers, and they were a little maggoty, but they cleaned up just fine with some mortein, and they don't smell any more thanks to the Glen 20 (good tip Frenzix - taa).

NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EGG ME ON COSTA! I BET YOU REGRET IT NOW!!! JUST LET ME ENJOY MY HORSE TRANQ'S IN PEACE! OH, NO! I JUST LOOKED AT THE BOTTLE, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A POSTAL ERROR. THEY WERE BOUND FOR THE AIS, AND WERE LABELLED EQUINE GROWTH HORMONES. BUGGER! I GUESS THAT WILL MEAN NO GOLD IN ATHENS, AND IT'S GONNA BE HARDER TO HIDE THE PEENIE IN MY HOT NEW BATHING SUIT. IS ANYONE INTO BIG BREASTS AND MASSIVE BALLS?

I will now return to my normal level of psychosis. Bye!

P.S. apologies to Miriam for fun made at her expense.

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#202905
(I know I am going to regret this post outside the forum fishbowl, face to face with fleshpeeps,,but,,,)

frenzix can you be a nice fella and share some of your pills with Sir wombat, he's comming down, and i don't want him to find out the truth about the breast implants, (uknow he may be offended at finding two butt cheeks sewn onto his chest with fishing line, I am surprised he hasn't eaten the rasberry lollies stuck on for nipples. I was certain he would fiddle with them. Dang... was funny though down that alley way finding a fella who would literally sell his arse,,teehee, boy he really was in need of cash in a hurry, at $5 per cheek,,,,barrrrrggggaaaaiinnn).....:thumb

Jay_1965vw Chatting Babe

1,429 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#202906
Man, you guys are SICK. ROFLMAO

Jason - I recommend you start this as a new post in the tech questions section - you're more likely to get a serious answer. SOME people around here don't know when to stop......


🙂 Jay
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vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#203002
Oh yeah Jay - pretend like your all serious and stuff!

Don't get the wrong impression Mate!

Were all harmless when we take our medication. Jay is the supplier, and she's just gotten us addicted, and then bumped up the prices, so it's all her fault!

BTW - Jay named her car "Wolf", and is convinced he is a werebeetle that turns into a baja on nights of the full moon. What does that tell you?

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#203147
No-one's touching this one anymore. Ha ha! Did I finally gross everyone out too much?

BTW - What's with Thor? Did she go and get a life or something?

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#203170
she can't type at moment as her fingers are too sore from all the nailbiting from quitting smoking I suspect. Or worse still...she has found some new fella to torture because she has quit and no longer smells?

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#203174
so there may be a type 3 up for sale soon
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#203180
Ah - you southerners may win at footy, but not the honor of thor's pinkslip!

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#203188
i dont want it :blush i have nowhere to park it ive already got 3 bugs and a kombi, but hopefully ill sell the convertable then find a body for my 1302 and ill be back down to 2. so as you see ive got too many at the moment and the only other person i know that would be interested has a bug in my shed at the moment cause it hasnt made the trip to taree yet
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#203189
poor jason will never post anything in here again.. the forum gods will punish us by beating us with big sticks and make us drive datsuns... sorry jason.


oh and teehee..welcome to the forum, your first post has now officially been hijacked! 🙂

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#203190
and hijack in style by the masters😉
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#203194
$2 is definitely a Mistress. And a damn hard one too. She treats her leather tools with sulphur and borax before striking. Hurts so good!

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#203197
thats ok i have just spent the last 2 1/2 years on one of the navy's last stag ships. this is what its like every day when you live with a ship full of men
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#203209
*points barls over to couch* now sit down next to wombat and tell the forum more, sailor boy and a deluded furball, tell us about ur darkest secrets.

Barls did you get dressed up in sailor suits often as a young boy?

Sir wombat, well, I don't think we need to ask you about that one, as the answer will most likely involve genetalia, leather, electrodes and echidnas.

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#203211
yes mistress *slinks to couch* no i did not i actually had nothing to do with the navy till 4 years ago
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

XXX-1.8T Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,113 posts · joined Oct 2002 ·

#203314
hahahahah i started the hijacking - pushed wombat over the edge by posting a pic of Miriam

BTW tim or wombat are u boys going to Valla?

u know whats funny is that Snickers ad where the tranny is on the beach and they have a bight of the almond snickers and they say - ' The difference is the nuts '

hahahaha i pay that ad!

I also pay the medicare send up from the panel 🙂

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#203725
I pay 'em too! Tim is going to Valla, but I cannot make it till next year. Too much rubbish going on in my life at the moment (and not enough cash!).

I'll catch you some other time Costa!

Jay_1965vw Chatting Babe

1,429 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#203737
vwombat wrote:Oh yeah Jay - pretend like your all serious and stuff!

Don't get the wrong impression Mate!

Were all harmless when we take our medication. Jay is the supplier, and she's just gotten us addicted, and then bumped up the prices, so it's all her fault!

BTW - Jay named her car "Wolf", and is convinced he is a werebeetle that turns into a baja on nights of the full moon. What does that tell you?
:blush
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XXX-1.8T Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,113 posts · joined Oct 2002 ·

#203740
sweet u bringing the rat?

GL1972 Wolfsburg Wizard

432 posts · joined Aug 2003 ·

#203745
I think Jason (You all remember him ... the original poster who had a simple question) has left Aussieveedubbers for good and has since listed his Volkswagen on Ebay under "bric-a-brac no longer interested".

I hope no one here ever complains about someone hijacking their post.

:jesus

XXX-1.8T Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,113 posts · joined Oct 2002 ·

#203754
ROLFLMAO:thumb

its all my fault i tomented Wombat which in turn brought Frenzix

talk about a snowball effect:P

Must be the nuts:thumb

ducky Believer in Buggyism

1,238 posts · joined Aug 2003 ·

#204141
hee hee
Baby Loves to Mumbo