the young kid at work used it a tooth past !:P must of been a big night :beer
Looking for that special lady : PM me for coffee & cake
good for clearing the eyes after a day at the beach on a windy day
Jasmine the 75 L Bug
56 oval, 2000 New Beetle
its good for soccer put a little on ur crutch and watch u run like Ronaldo 😉
its cheaper to hav unprotected sex with ur missus tim 😉
[Edited on 28-10-2004 by VWFOOL]
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One man's junk...
You guys are really bored .lol.
Put it on your ex's dildo. I had an old navy mate who did this to his ex-wife who cheated on him with him best mate whilst on deployment.lol.
I would have loved to the look on her face.:cussing:cry:cry:duh:cussing:blush
excellent as a tyre softener.....................yes that's right!
will restore old tyres back to the original softness.
Great for race tyres
we told a mate that it is good to sooth the pain of jock rash when we were out field.
its kinda sad what we do for entertainment when you have been without a shower for two weeks and have another two weeks ahead of you.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
Deep Heat is not the same thing as Rectinol...
Rectinol is music to your rear, whilst Deep Heat brings to mind the song "burnin' ring of fire".
i had a mate who mistook the deep heat tube for the toothpase after a hard night on the piss....still the funniest thing I have ever seen 🙂