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twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#277882
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male

and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male

reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late

November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers

till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,

EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man

in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Simply Cruzin'...

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#278433
(yeh and i bet the female reindeer are also the ones that are stingy with the good male presents....)
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vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#278515
No thats a real Chrissy photo !
Very festive
All the Reindeers do at my place is poop on the front lawn....kids love and so does the lawn !

The_Bronze. Minister of Volkswagenism

1,922 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#278518
*Audiable Groan*

Does Christmas have to be about sex? [EDIT: As in Gender, Man, Woman. Not as in humping, like back seat, Rated 'M' Sex.]

:rudolf



[Edited on 11-12-2004 by The_Bronze.]
Bronze.

Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.

vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#278522
Audible Groan
Was that a happy or sad groan ?

vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#278525
Where did you get "sex" out of that ?

vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#278548
I couldn't see the link ??????

The_Bronze. Minister of Volkswagenism

1,922 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#278560
Was just sturring - mabey I should have just said gender.
I did use the smilie reighndeer. ----->:rudolf

Gender / Sex. Same thing as far as I'm concerned.

The wife liked it and it was a good groan although I don't fully agree with the Man V Woman dabate. How boring woudl living life be if we were all the same.

Bronze.

[Edited on 11-12-2004 by The_Bronze.]
Bronze.

Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.

The_Bronze. Minister of Volkswagenism

1,922 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#278567
Man - Glad I checked in. I must proof read what I write I think and look at it from a few different points of view. English language sucks. Too many exceptions and changes over time. By the way you have U2U on a seperate topic.

Bronze.
Bronze.

Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.

vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#278569
Goodness me
I took it to heart ....over it now
I am a little delicate today too much :beer

The_Bronze. Minister of Volkswagenism

1,922 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#278578
Hmmm - Beer, Must have I?

Froth I must blow off?

Vern suggesting good idea - Must go.

:beer Ahh. That's better.
Bronze.

Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.

vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#278581
Apparently I can't :party like I used too and still function as well the next day !
I haven't :puke so I am not doing too badly

The_Bronze. Minister of Volkswagenism

1,922 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#278593
HI funion prefectly weLL avter a 5ew berz.

I nefer hav go and thrw ... BRb

bRONZ.
Bronze.

Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.

vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#278609
Just had some of last nights leftovers
Very filling and just what the Dr ordered
Could do with a little sleep now
First aid room is looking.....promising and dark