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vanderaj Administrator a suffusion of yellow

3,130 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#358181
Here's some questions for our geeky members. There is a prize... of sorts. 🙂

A. What's your favorite web stats program?
B. Apache and PHP are running slowly. What would you look at to speed them up?
C. MySQL queries are timing out. What would you do to resolve the issue?
D. vi or emacs?

Andrew

frenzix Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,742 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#358186
A. Webstatsoft
B. Poke them with a stick/Steroids?
C. Have a scotch
D. Definately Viagra
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Whitty Seriously Crusin Dubber

127 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#358221
My pentium 3 400 Mhz with 28 meg of ram just started blowing steam when I clicked on this thread - what does that mean????

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#358234
it means youre about due for an iMac G5 :P
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#358278
Starbug wrote:it means youre about due for an iMac G5 :P
pfffft.

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Octa veedub recluse

406 posts · joined Mar 2005 ·

#358285
HAhaha... that is great, Beer on Mac 🙂

1. Webtrends or Analog
2. Are there pages without PHP coding? do they run slowly as well? If so, forget about PHP, then look at your server, is it also running slow in general. Are you running modules that you don't need and can remove. Also, in httpd.conf (or whatever it is called in your Dist.) have you set the prefered index/default files to look at (the less the better, otherwise apache will look for all of them - also make sure that you don't have index.html and index.php in the root of folders, just the php if that is what you are using and also add index.php before index.html in the preferred index/defaul page)? Are you running a lot of Aliases and Redirects? This will slow it down, see how you can minimise them.
3. Are the search conditions correct? Try minimising the search conditions (remove sorting etc) and see if it speeds up, then add one by one to see which one seems to cause it. OR, it could be the database itself.
4. neither, I prefer the ring around the... 😉
'We teach best what we most need to learn'

VW no more... sigh.... well, at least it's a cousin

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#358352
where can i get one of those HRM?? i think it would go down a treat a lan parties 😀
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

Fossil Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,649 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#358413
:beer good one HRM - I sell IT solutions and wouldn't have a clue about the answer as I'm no prop head
Let me out, When I call my name
IGOR is ALIVE !!!! 😎

phatrat REALLY!

891 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#358434
A.Urchin
B.
1) RevDNS queries
2) huge mod_rewiter or accerss-list rules
3) some modules, for egzample mod_spelling
try to put httpd.conf on a diet - removing unneccessary modules.

C.change hosting packages to another company

D.emacs

or call Andrew:kiss

[Edited on 18/5/2005 by phat rat]